Hamlet, Prince of Denmark

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Act 1Scene 1Elsinore. A platform before the castle.
Scene 2A room of state in the castle.
Scene 3A room in Polonius' house.
Scene 4The platform.
Scene 5Another part of the platform.
 
Act 2Scene 1A room in Polonius' house.
Scene 2A room in the castle.
 
Act 3Scene 1A room in the castle.
Scene 2An hall in the castle.
Scene 3A room in the castle.
Scene 4The Queen's closet.
 
Act 4Scene 1A room in the castle.
Scene 2Another room in the castle.
Scene 3Another room in the castle.
Scene 4A plain in Denmark.
Scene 5Elsinore. A room in the castle.
Scene 6Another room in the castle.
Scene 7Another room in the castle.
 
Act 5Scene 1A churchyard.
Scene 2An hall in the castle.
 
Finis
 
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Act 1

Scene 1

London. The palace.

Flourish of trumpets: then hautboys. Enter KING HENRY VI, GLOUCESTER, SALISBURY, WARWICK, and CARDINAL, on the one side; QUEEN MARGARET, SUFFOLK, YORK, SOMERSET, and BUCKINGHAM, on the other
1.1.1 SUFFOLK
As by your high imperial majesty
I had in charge at my depart for France,
As procurator to your excellence,
To marry Princess Margaret for your grace,
So, in the famous ancient city, Tours,
In presence of the Kings of France and Sicil,
The Dukes of Orleans, Calaber, Bretagne and Alencon,
Seven earls, twelve barons and twenty reverend bishops,
I have perform'd my task and was espoused:
And humbly now upon my bended knee,
In sight of England and her lordly peers,
Deliver up my title in the queen
To your most gracious hands, that are the substance
Of that great shadow I did represent;
The happiest gift that ever marquess gave,
The fairest queen that ever king received.
1.1.17 KING HENRY VI
Suffolk, arise. Welcome, Queen Margaret:
I can express no kinder sign of love
Than this kind kiss. O Lord, that lends me life,
Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness!
For thou hast given me in this beauteous face
A world of earthly blessings to my soul,
If sympathy of love unite our thoughts.
1.1.24 QUEEN MARGARET
Great King of England and my gracious lord,
The mutual conference that my mind hath had,
By day, by night, waking and in my dreams,
In courtly company or at my beads,
With you, mine alder-liefest sovereign,
Makes me the bolder to salute my king
With ruder terms, such as my wit affords
And over-joy of heart doth minister.
1.1.32 KING HENRY VI
Her sight did ravish; but her grace in speech,
Her words y-clad with wisdom's majesty,
Makes me from wondering fall to weeping joys;
Such is the fulness of my heart's content.
Lords, with one cheerful voice welcome my love.
1.1.37 ALL
[Kneeling] Long live Queen Margaret, England's
happiness!
1.1.39 QUEEN MARGARET
We thank you all.
Flourish
1.1.40 SUFFOLK
My lord protector, so it please your grace,
Here are the articles of contracted peace
Between our sovereign and the French king Charles,
For eighteen months concluded by consent.
1.1.44 GLOUCESTER
[Reads] 'Imprimis, it is agreed between the French
king Charles, and William de la Pole, Marquess of
Suffolk, ambassador for Henry King of England, that
the said Henry shall espouse the Lady Margaret,
daughter unto Reignier King of Naples, Sicilia and
Jerusalem, and crown her Queen of England ere the
thirtieth of May next ensuing. Item, that the duchy
of Anjou and the county of Maine shall be released
and delivered to the king her father' –
Lets the paper fall
1.1.53 KING HENRY VI
Uncle, how now!
1.1.54 GLOUCESTER
Pardon me, gracious lord;
Some sudden qualm hath struck me at the heart
And dimm'd mine eyes, that I can read no further.
1.1.57 KING HENRY VI
Uncle of Winchester, I pray, read on.
1.1.58 CARDINAL
[Reads] 'Item, It is further agreed between them,
that the duchies of Anjou and Maine shall be
released and delivered over to the king her father,
and she sent over of the King of England's own
proper cost and charges, without having any dowry.'
1.1.63 KING HENRY VI
They please us well. Lord marquess, kneel down:
We here create thee the first duke of Suffolk,
And gird thee with the sword. Cousin of York,
We here discharge your grace from being regent
I' the parts of France, till term of eighteen months
Be full expired. Thanks, uncle Winchester,
Gloucester, York, Buckingham, Somerset,
Salisbury, and Warwick;
We thank you all for the great favour done,
In entertainment to my princely queen.
Come, let us in, and with all speed provide
To see her coronation be perform'd.
Exeunt KING HENRY VI, QUEEN MARGARET, and SUFFOLK
1.1.75 GLOUCESTER
Brave peers of England, pillars of the state,
To you Duke Humphrey must unload his grief,
Your grief, the common grief of all the land.
What! did my brother Henry spend his youth,
His valour, coin and people, in the wars?
Did he so often lodge in open field,
In winter's cold and summer's parching heat,
To conquer France, his true inheritance?
And did my brother Bedford toil his wits,
To keep by policy what Henry got?
Have you yourselves, Somerset, Buckingham,
Brave York, Salisbury, and victorious Warwick,
Received deep scars in France and Normandy?
Or hath mine uncle Beaufort and myself,
With all the learned council of the realm,
Studied so long, sat in the council-house
Early and late, debating to and fro
How France and Frenchmen might be kept in awe,
And had his highness in his infancy
Crowned in Paris in despite of foes?
And shall these labours and these honours die?
Shall Henry's conquest, Bedford's vigilance,
Your deeds of war and all our counsel die?
O peers of England, shameful is this league!
Fatal this marriage, cancelling your fame,
Blotting your names from books of memory,
Razing the characters of your renown,
Defacing monuments of conquer'd France,
Undoing all, as all had never been!
1.1.104 CARDINAL
Nephew, what means this passionate discourse,
This peroration with such circumstance?
For France, 'tis ours; and we will keep it still.
1.1.107 GLOUCESTER
Ay, uncle, we will keep it, if we can;
But now it is impossible we should:
Suffolk, the new-made duke that rules the roast,
Hath given the duchy of Anjou and Maine
Unto the poor King Reignier, whose large style
Agrees not with the leanness of his purse.
1.1.113 SALISBURY
Now, by the death of Him that died for all,
These counties were the keys of Normandy.
But wherefore weeps Warwick, my valiant son?
1.1.116 WARWICK
For grief that they are past recovery:
For, were there hope to conquer them again,
My sword should shed hot blood, mine eyes no tears.
Anjou and Maine! myself did win them both;
Those provinces these arms of mine did conquer:
And are the cities, that I got with wounds,
Delivered up again with peaceful words?
Mort Dieu!
1.1.124 YORK
For Suffolk's duke, may he be suffocate,
That dims the honour of this warlike isle!
France should have torn and rent my very heart,
Before I would have yielded to this league.
I never read but England's kings have had
Large sums of gold and dowries with their wives:
And our King Henry gives away his own,
To match with her that brings no vantages.
1.1.132 GLOUCESTER
A proper jest, and never heard before,
That Suffolk should demand a whole fifteenth
For costs and charges in transporting her!
She should have stayed in France and starved
in France, Before –
1.1.137 CARDINAL
My Lord of Gloucester, now ye grow too hot:
It was the pleasure of my lord the King.
1.1.139 GLOUCESTER
My Lord of Winchester, I know your mind;
'Tis not my speeches that you do mislike,
But 'tis my presence that doth trouble ye.
Rancour will out: proud prelate, in thy face
I see thy fury: if I longer stay,
We shall begin our ancient bickerings.
Lordings, farewell; and say, when I am gone,
I prophesied France will be lost ere long.
Exit
1.1.147 CARDINAL
So, there goes our protector in a rage.
'Tis known to you he is mine enemy,
Nay, more, an enemy unto you all,
And no great friend, I fear me, to the king.
Consider, lords, he is the next of blood,
And heir apparent to the English crown:
Had Henry got an empire by his marriage,
And all the wealthy kingdoms of the west,
There's reason he should be displeased at it.
Look to it, lords! let not his smoothing words
Bewitch your hearts; be wise and circumspect.
What though the common people favour him,
Calling him 'Humphrey, the good Duke of
Gloucester,'
Clapping their hands, and crying with loud voice,
'Jesu maintain your royal excellence!'
With 'God preserve the good Duke Humphrey!'
I fear me, lords, for all this flattering gloss,
He will be found a dangerous protector.
1.1.166 BUCKINGHAM
Why should he, then, protect our sovereign,
He being of age to govern of himself?
Cousin of Somerset, join you with me,
And all together, with the Duke of Suffolk,
We'll quickly hoist Duke Humphrey from his seat.
1.1.171 CARDINAL
This weighty business will not brook delay:
I'll to the Duke of Suffolk presently.
Exit
1.1.173 SOMERSET
Cousin of Buckingham, though Humphrey's pride
And greatness of his place be grief to us,
Yet let us watch the haughty cardinal:
His insolence is more intolerable
Than all the princes in the land beside:
If Gloucester be displaced, he'll be protector.
1.1.179 BUCKINGHAM
Or thou or I, Somerset, will be protector,
Despite Duke Humphrey or the cardinal.
Exeunt BUCKINGHAM and SOMERSET
1.1.181 SALISBURY
Pride went before, ambition follows him.
While these do labour for their own preferment,
Behoves it us to labour for the realm.
I never saw but Humphrey Duke of Gloucester
Did bear him like a noble gentleman.
Oft have I seen the haughty cardinal,
More like a soldier than a man o' the church,
As stout and proud as he were lord of all,
Swear like a ruffian and demean himself
Unlike the ruler of a commonweal.
Warwick, my son, the comfort of my age,
Thy deeds, thy plainness and thy housekeeping,
Hath won the greatest favour of the commons,
Excepting none but good Duke Humphrey:
And, brother York, thy acts in Ireland,
In bringing them to civil discipline,
Thy late exploits done in the heart of France,
When thou wert regent for our sovereign,
Have made thee fear'd and honour'd of the people:
Join we together, for the public good,
In what we can, to bridle and suppress
The pride of Suffolk and the cardinal,
With Somerset's and Buckingham's ambition;
And, as we may, cherish Duke Humphrey's deeds,
While they do tend the profit of the land.
1.1.206 WARWICK
So God help Warwick, as he loves the land,
And common profit of his country!
1.1.208 YORK
[Aside] And so says York, for he hath greatest cause.
1.1.209 SALISBURY
Then let's make haste away, and look unto the main.
1.1.210 WARWICK
Unto the main! O father, Maine is lost;
That Maine which by main force Warwick did win,
And would have kept so long as breath did last!
Main chance, father, you meant; but I meant Maine,
Which I will win from France, or else be slain,
Exeunt WARWICK and SALISBURY
1.1.215 YORK
Anjou and Maine are given to the French;
Paris is lost; the state of Normandy
Stands on a tickle point, now they are gone:
Suffolk concluded on the articles,
The peers agreed, and Henry was well pleased
To change two dukedoms for a duke's fair daughter.
I cannot blame them all: what is't to them?
'Tis thine they give away, and not their own.
Pirates may make cheap pennyworths of their pillage
And purchase friends and give to courtezans,
Still revelling like lords till all be gone;
While as the silly owner of the goods
Weeps over them and wrings his hapless hands
And shakes his head and trembling stands aloof,
While all is shared and all is borne away,
Ready to starve and dare not touch his own:
So York must sit and fret and bite his tongue,
While his own lands are bargain'd for and sold.
Methinks the realms of England, France and Ireland
Bear that proportion to my flesh and blood
As did the fatal brand Althaea burn'd
Unto the prince's heart of Calydon.
Anjou and Maine both given unto the French!
Cold news for me, for I had hope of France,
Even as I have of fertile England's soil.
A day will come when York shall claim his own;
And therefore I will take the Nevils' parts
And make a show of love to proud Duke Humphrey,
And, when I spy advantage, claim the crown,
For that's the golden mark I seek to hit:
Nor shall proud Lancaster usurp my right,
Nor hold the sceptre in his childish fist,
Nor wear the diadem upon his head,
Whose church-like humours fits not for a crown.
Then, York, be still awhile, till time do serve:
Watch thou and wake when others be asleep,
To pry into the secrets of the state;
Till Henry, surfeiting in joys of love,
With his new bride and England's dear-bought queen,
And Humphrey with the peers be fall'n at jars:
Then will I raise aloft the milk-white rose,
With whose sweet smell the air shall be perfumed;
And in my standard bear the arms of York
To grapple with the house of Lancaster;
And, force perforce, I'll make him yield the crown,
Whose bookish rule hath pull'd fair England down.
Exit
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Act 1

Scene 2

GLOUCESTER'S house.

Enter GLOUCESTER and his DUCHESS
1.2.1 DUCHESS
Why droops my lord, like over-ripen'd corn,
Hanging the head at Ceres' plenteous load?
Why doth the great Duke Humphrey knit his brows,
As frowning at the favours of the world?
Why are thine eyes fixed to the sullen earth,
Gazing on that which seems to dim thy sight?
What seest thou there? King Henry's diadem,
Enchased with all the honours of the world?
If so, gaze on, and grovel on thy face,
Until thy head be circled with the same.
Put forth thy hand, reach at the glorious gold.
What, is't too short? I'll lengthen it with mine:
And, having both together heaved it up,
We'll both together lift our heads to heaven,
And never more abase our sight so low
As to vouchsafe one glance unto the ground.
1.2.17 GLOUCESTER
O Nell, sweet Nell, if thou dost love thy lord,
Banish the canker of ambitious thoughts.
And may that thought, when I imagine ill
Against my king and nephew, virtuous Henry,
Be my last breathing in this mortal world!
My troublous dream this night doth make me sad.
1.2.23 DUCHESS
What dream'd my lord? tell me, and I'll requite it
With sweet rehearsal of my morning's dream.
1.2.25 GLOUCESTER
Methought this staff, mine office-badge in court,
Was broke in twain; by whom I have forgot,
But, as I think, it was by the cardinal;
And on the pieces of the broken wand
Were placed the heads of Edmund Duke of Somerset,
And William de la Pole, first duke of Suffolk.
This was my dream: what it doth bode, God knows.
1.2.32 DUCHESS
Tut, this was nothing but an argument
That he that breaks a stick of Gloucester's grove
Shall lose his head for his presumption.
But list to me, my Humphrey, my sweet duke:
Methought I sat in seat of majesty
In the cathedral church of Westminster,
And in that chair where kings and queens are crown'd;
Where Henry and dame Margaret kneel'd to me
And on my head did set the diadem.
1.2.41 GLOUCESTER
Nay, Eleanor, then must I chide outright:
Presumptuous dame, ill-nurtured Eleanor,
Art thou not second woman in the realm,
And the protector's wife, beloved of him?
Hast thou not worldly pleasure at command,
Above the reach or compass of thy thought?
And wilt thou still be hammering treachery,
To tumble down thy husband and thyself
From top of honour to disgrace's feet?
Away from me, and let me hear no more!
1.2.51 DUCHESS
What, what, my lord! are you so choleric
With Eleanor, for telling but her dream?
Next time I'll keep my dreams unto myself,
And not be check'd.
1.2.55 GLOUCESTER
Nay, be not angry; I am pleased again.
Enter Messenger
1.2.56 Messenger
My lord protector, 'tis his highness' pleasure
You do prepare to ride unto Saint Alban's,
Where as the king and queen do mean to hawk.
1.2.59 GLOUCESTER
I go. Come, Nell, thou wilt ride with us?
1.2.60 DUCHESS
Yes, my good lord, I'll follow presently.
Exeunt GLOUCESTER and Messenger
Follow I must; I cannot go before,
While Gloucester bears this base and humble mind.
Were I a man, a duke, and next of blood,
I would remove these tedious stumbling-blocks
And smooth my way upon their headless necks;
And, being a woman, I will not be slack
To play my part in Fortune's pageant.
Where are you there? Sir John! nay, fear not, man,
We are alone; here's none but thee and I.
Enter HUME
1.2.70 HUME
Jesus preserve your royal majesty!
1.2.71 DUCHESS
What say'st thou? majesty! I am but grace.
1.2.72 HUME
But, by the grace of God, and Hume's advice,
Your grace's title shall be multiplied.
1.2.74 DUCHESS
What say'st thou, man? hast thou as yet conferr'd
With Margery Jourdain, the cunning witch,
With Roger Bolingbroke, the conjurer?
And will they undertake to do me good?
1.2.78 HUME
This they have promised, to show your highness
A spirit raised from depth of under-ground,
That shall make answer to such questions
As by your grace shall be propounded him.
1.2.82 DUCHESS
It is enough; I'll think upon the questions:
When from St. Alban's we do make return,
We'll see these things effected to the full.
Here, Hume, take this reward; make merry, man,
With thy confederates in this weighty cause.
Exit
1.2.87 HUME
Hume must make merry with the duchess' gold;
Marry, and shall. But how now, Sir John Hume!
Seal up your lips, and give no words but mum:
The business asketh silent secrecy.
Dame Eleanor gives gold to bring the witch:
Gold cannot come amiss, were she a devil.
Yet have I gold flies from another coast;
I dare not say, from the rich cardinal
And from the great and new-made Duke of Suffolk,
Yet I do find it so; for to be plain,
They, knowing Dame Eleanor's aspiring humour,
Have hired me to undermine the duchess
And buz these conjurations in her brain.
They say 'A crafty knave does need no broker;'
Yet am I Suffolk and the cardinal's broker.
Hume, if you take not heed, you shall go near
To call them both a pair of crafty knaves.
Well, so it stands; and thus, I fear, at last
Hume's knavery will be the duchess' wreck,
And her attainture will be Humphrey's fall:
Sort how it will, I shall have gold for all.
Exit
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Act 1

Scene 3

The palace.

Enter three or four Petitioners, PETER, the Armourer's man, being one
1.3.1 First Petitioner
My masters, let's stand close: my lord protector
will come this way by and by, and then we may deliver
our supplications in the quill.
1.3.4 Second Petitioner
Marry, the Lord protect him, for he's a good man!
Jesu bless him!
Enter SUFFOLK and QUEEN MARGARET
1.3.6 PETER
Here a' comes, methinks, and the queen with him.
I'll be the first, sure.
1.3.8 Second Petitioner
Come back, fool; this is the Duke of Suffolk, and
not my lord protector.
1.3.10 SUFFOLK
How now, fellow! would'st anything with me?
1.3.11 First Petitioner
I pray, my lord, pardon me; I took ye for my lord
protector.
1.3.13 QUEEN MARGARET
[Reading] 'To my Lord Protector!' Are your
supplications to his lordship? Let me see them:
what is thine?
1.3.16 First Petitioner
Mine is, an't please your grace, against John
Goodman, my lord cardinal's man, for keeping my
house, and lands, and wife and all, from me.
1.3.19 SUFFOLK
Thy wife, too! that's some wrong, indeed. What's
yours? What's here!
Reads
'Against the Duke of Suffolk, for enclosing the
commons of Melford.' How now, sir knave!
1.3.23 Second Petitioner
Alas, sir, I am but a poor petitioner of our whole township.
1.3.24 PETER
[Giving his petition] Against my master, Thomas
Horner, for saying that the Duke of York was rightful
heir to the crown.
1.3.27 QUEEN MARGARET
What sayst thou? did the Duke of York say he was
rightful heir to the crown?
1.3.29 PETER
That my master was? no, forsooth: my master said
that he was, and that the king was an usurper.
1.3.31 SUFFOLK
Who is there?
Enter Servant
Take this fellow in, and send for
his master with a pursuivant presently: we'll hear
more of your matter before the King.
Exit Servant with PETER
1.3.35 QUEEN MARGARET
And as for you, that love to be protected
Under the wings of our protector's grace,
Begin your suits anew, and sue to him.
Tears the supplication
Away, base cullions! Suffolk, let them go.
1.3.39 ALL
Come, let's be gone.
Exeunt
1.3.40 QUEEN MARGARET
My Lord of Suffolk, say, is this the guise,
Is this the fashion in the court of England?
Is this the government of Britain's isle,
And this the royalty of Albion's king?
What shall King Henry be a pupil still
Under the surly Gloucester's governance?
Am I a queen in title and in style,
And must be made a subject to a duke?
I tell thee, Pole, when in the city Tours
Thou ran'st a tilt in honour of my love
And stolest away the ladies' hearts of France,
I thought King Henry had resembled thee
In courage, courtship and proportion:
But all his mind is bent to holiness,
To number Ave-Maries on his beads;
His champions are the prophets and apostles,
His weapons holy saws of sacred writ,
His study is his tilt-yard, and his loves
Are brazen images of canonized saints.
I would the college of the cardinals
Would choose him pope, and carry him to Rome,
And set the triple crown upon his head:
That were a state fit for his holiness.
1.3.63 SUFFOLK
Madam, be patient: as I was cause
Your highness came to England, so will I
In England work your grace's full content.
1.3.66 QUEEN MARGARET
Beside the haughty protector, have we Beaufort,
The imperious churchman, Somerset, Buckingham,
And grumbling York: and not the least of these
But can do more in England than the king.
1.3.70 SUFFOLK
And he of these that can do most of all
Cannot do more in England than the Nevils:
Salisbury and Warwick are no simple peers.
1.3.73 QUEEN MARGARET
Not all these lords do vex me half so much
As that proud dame, the lord protector's wife.
She sweeps it through the court with troops of ladies,
More like an empress than Duke Humphrey's wife:
Strangers in court do take her for the queen:
She bears a duke's revenues on her back,
And in her heart she scorns our poverty:
Shall I not live to be avenged on her?
Contemptuous base-born callet as she is,
She vaunted 'mongst her minions t'other day,
The very train of her worst wearing gown
Was better worth than all my father's lands,
Till Suffolk gave two dukedoms for his daughter.
1.3.86 SUFFOLK
Madam, myself have limed a bush for her,
And placed a quire of such enticing birds,
That she will light to listen to the lays,
And never mount to trouble you again.
So, let her rest: and, madam, list to me;
For I am bold to counsel you in this.
Although we fancy not the cardinal,
Yet must we join with him and with the lords,
Till we have brought Duke Humphrey in disgrace.
As for the Duke of York, this late complaint
Will make but little for his benefit.
So, one by one, we'll weed them all at last,
And you yourself shall steer the happy helm.
Sound a sennet. Enter KING HENRY VI, GLOUCESTER, CARDINAL, BUCKINGHAM, YORK, SOMERSET, SALISBURY, WARWICK, and the DUCHESS
1.3.99 KING HENRY VI
For my part, noble lords, I care not which;
Or Somerset or York, all's one to me.
1.3.101 YORK
If York have ill demean'd himself in France,
Then let him be denay'd the regentship.
1.3.103 SOMERSET
If Somerset be unworthy of the place,
Let York be regent; I will yield to him.
1.3.105 WARWICK
Whether your grace be worthy, yea or no,
Dispute not that: York is the worthier.
1.3.107 CARDINAL
Ambitious Warwick, let thy betters speak.
1.3.108 WARWICK
The cardinal's not my better in the field.
1.3.109 BUCKINGHAM
All in this presence are thy betters, Warwick.
1.3.110 WARWICK
Warwick may live to be the best of all.
1.3.111 SALISBURY
Peace, son! and show some reason, Buckingham,
Why Somerset should be preferred in this.
1.3.113 QUEEN MARGARET
Because the king, forsooth, will have it so.
1.3.114 GLOUCESTER
Madam, the king is old enough himself
To give his censure: these are no women's matters.
1.3.116 QUEEN MARGARET
If he be old enough, what needs your grace
To be protector of his excellence?
1.3.118 GLOUCESTER
Madam, I am protector of the realm;
And, at his pleasure, will resign my place.
1.3.120 SUFFOLK
Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
Since thou wert king – as who is king but thou? –
The commonwealth hath daily run to wreck;
The Dauphin hath prevail'd beyond the seas;
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
1.3.126 CARDINAL
The commons hast thou rack'd; the clergy's bags
Are lank and lean with thy extortions.
1.3.128 SOMERSET
Thy sumptuous buildings and thy wife's attire
Have cost a mass of public treasury.
1.3.130 BUCKINGHAM
Thy cruelty in execution
Upon offenders, hath exceeded law,
And left thee to the mercy of the law.
1.3.133 QUEEN MARGARET
They sale of offices and towns in France,
If they were known, as the suspect is great,
Would make thee quickly hop without thy head.
Exit GLOUCESTER. QUEEN MARGARET drops her fan
Give me my fan: what, minion! can ye not?
She gives the DUCHESS a box on the ear
I cry you mercy, madam; was it you?
1.3.138 DUCHESS
Was't I! yea, I it was, proud Frenchwoman:
Could I come near your beauty with my nails,
I'd set my ten commandments in your face.
1.3.141 KING HENRY VI
Sweet aunt, be quiet; 'twas against her will.
1.3.142 DUCHESS
Against her will! good king, look to't in time;
She'll hamper thee, and dandle thee like a baby:
Though in this place most master wear no breeches,
She shall not strike Dame Eleanor unrevenged.
Exit
1.3.146 BUCKINGHAM
Lord cardinal, I will follow Eleanor,
And listen after Humphrey, how he proceeds:
She's tickled now; her fume needs no spurs,
She'll gallop far enough to her destruction.
Exit
Re-enter GLOUCESTER
1.3.150 GLOUCESTER
Now, lords, my choler being over-blown
With walking once about the quadrangle,
I come to talk of commonwealth affairs.
As for your spiteful false objections,
Prove them, and I lie open to the law:
But God in mercy so deal with my soul,
As I in duty love my king and country!
But, to the matter that we have in hand:
I say, my sovereign, York is meetest man
To be your regent in the realm of France.
1.3.160 SUFFOLK
Before we make election, give me leave
To show some reason, of no little force,
That York is most unmeet of any man.
1.3.163 YORK
I'll tell thee, Suffolk, why I am unmeet:
First, for I cannot flatter thee in pride;
Next, if I be appointed for the place,
My Lord of Somerset will keep me here,
Without discharge, money, or furniture,
Till France be won into the Dauphin's hands:
Last time, I danced attendance on his will
Till Paris was besieged, famish'd, and lost.
1.3.171 WARWICK
That can I witness; and a fouler fact
Did never traitor in the land commit.
1.3.173 SUFFOLK
Peace, headstrong Warwick!
1.3.174 WARWICK
Image of pride, why should I hold my peace?
Enter HORNER, the Armourer, and his man PETER, guarded
1.3.175 SUFFOLK
Because here is a man accused of treason:
Pray God the Duke of York excuse himself!
1.3.177 YORK
Doth any one accuse York for a traitor?
1.3.178 KING HENRY VI
What mean'st thou, Suffolk; tell me, what are these?
1.3.179 SUFFOLK
Please it your majesty, this is the man
That doth accuse his master of high treason:
His words were these: that Richard, Duke of York,
Was rightful heir unto the English crown
And that your majesty was a usurper.
1.3.184 KING HENRY VI
Say, man, were these thy words?
1.3.185 HORNER
An't shall please your majesty, I never said nor
thought any such matter: God is my witness, I am
falsely accused by the villain.
1.3.188 PETER
By these ten bones, my lords, he did speak them to
me in the garret one night, as we were scouring my
Lord of York's armour.
1.3.191 YORK
Base dunghill villain and mechanical,
I'll have thy head for this thy traitor's speech.
I do beseech your royal majesty,
Let him have all the rigor of the law.
1.3.195 HORNER
Alas, my lord, hang me, if ever I spake the words.
My accuser is my 'prentice; and when I did correct
him for his fault the other day, he did vow upon his
knees he would be even with me: I have good
witness of this: therefore I beseech your majesty,
do not cast away an honest man for a villain's
accusation.
1.3.202 KING HENRY VI
Uncle, what shall we say to this in law?
1.3.203 GLOUCESTER
This doom, my lord, if I may judge:
Let Somerset be regent over the French,
Because in York this breeds suspicion:
And let these have a day appointed them
For single combat in convenient place,
For he hath witness of his servant's malice:
This is the law, and this Duke Humphrey's doom.
1.3.210 SOMERSET
I humbly thank your royal majesty.
1.3.211 HORNER
And I accept the combat willingly.
1.3.212 PETER
Alas, my lord, I cannot fight; for God's sake, pity
my case. The spite of man prevaileth against me. O
Lord, have mercy upon me! I shall never be able to
fight a blow. O Lord, my heart!
1.3.216 GLOUCESTER
Sirrah, or you must fight, or else be hang'd.
1.3.217 KING HENRY VI
Away with them to prison; and the day of combat
shall be the last of the next month. Come,
Somerset, we'll see thee sent away.
Flourish. Exeunt
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Act 1

Scene 4

GLOUCESTER's garden.

Enter MARGARET JOURDAIN, HUME, SOUTHWELL, and BOLINGBROKE
1.4.1 HUME
Come, my masters; the duchess, I tell you, expects
performance of your promises.
1.4.3 BOLINGBROKE
Master Hume, we are therefore provided: will her
ladyship behold and hear our exorcisms?
1.4.5 HUME
Ay, what else? fear you not her courage.
1.4.6 BOLINGBROKE
I have heard her reported to be a woman of an
invincible spirit: but it shall be convenient,
Master Hume, that you be by her aloft, while we be
busy below; and so, I pray you, go, in God's name,
and leave us.
Exit HUME
Mother Jourdain, be you prostrate and grovel
on the earth; John Southwell, read you;
and let us to our work.
Enter the DUCHESS aloft, HUME following
1.4.14 DUCHESS
Well said, my masters; and welcome all. To this
gear the sooner the better.
1.4.16 BOLINGBROKE
Patience, good lady; wizards know their times:
Deep night, dark night, the silent of the night,
The time of night when Troy was set on fire;
The time when screech-owls cry and ban-dogs howl,
And spirits walk and ghosts break up their graves,
That time best fits the work we have in hand.
Madam, sit you and fear not: whom we raise,
We will make fast within a hallow'd verge.
Here they do the ceremonies belonging, and make the circle; BOLINGBROKE or SOUTHWELL reads, Conjuro te dea noctium, &c. It thunders and lightens terribly; then the Spirit riseth
1.4.24 Spirit
Adsum.
1.4.25 MARGARET JOURDAIN
Asmath,
By the eternal God, whose name and power
Thou tremblest at, answer that I shall ask;
For, till thou speak, thou shalt not pass from hence.
1.4.29 Spirit
Ask what thou wilt. That I had said and done!
1.4.30 BOLINGBROKE
'First of the king: what shall of him become?'
Reading out of a paper
1.4.31 Spirit
The duke yet lives that Henry shall depose;
But him outlive, and die a violent death.
As the Spirit speaks, SOUTHWELL writes the answer
1.4.33 BOLINGBROKE
'What fates await the Duke of Suffolk?'
1.4.34 Spirit
By water shall he die, and take his end.
1.4.35 BOLINGBROKE
'What shall befall the Duke of Somerset?'
1.4.36 Spirit
Let him shun castles;
Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains
Than where castles mounted stand.
Have done, for more I hardly can endure.
1.4.40 BOLINGBROKE
Descend to darkness and the burning lake!
False fiend, avoid!
Thunder and lightning. Exit Spirit
Enter YORK and BUCKINGHAM with their Guard and break in
1.4.42 YORK
Lay hands upon these traitors and their trash.
Beldam, I think we watch'd you at an inch.
What, madam, are you there? the king and commonweal
Are deeply indebted for this piece of pains:
My lord protector will, I doubt it not,
See you well guerdon'd for these good deserts.
1.4.48 DUCHESS
Not half so bad as thine to England's king,
Injurious duke, that threatest where's no cause.
1.4.50 BUCKINGHAM
True, madam, none at all: what call you this?
Away with them! let them be clapp'd up close.
And kept asunder. You, madam, shall with us.
Stafford, take her to thee.
Exeunt above DUCHESS and HUME, guarded
We'll see your trinkets here all forthcoming.
All, away!
Exeunt guard with MARGARET JOURDAIN, SOUTHWELL, &c.
1.4.56 YORK
Lord Buckingham, methinks, you watch'd her well:
A pretty plot, well chosen to build upon!
Now, pray, my lord, let's see the devil's writ.
What have we here?
Reads
'The duke yet lives, that Henry shall depose;
But him outlive, and die a violent death.'
Why, this is just
'Aio te, Æacida, Romanos vincere posse.'
Well, to the rest:
'Tell me what fate awaits the Duke of Suffolk?
By water shall he die, and take his end.
What shall betide the Duke of Somerset?
Let him shun castles;
Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains
Than where castles mounted stand.'
Come, come, my lords;
These oracles are hardly attain'd,
And hardly understood.
The king is now in progress towards Saint Alban's,
With him the husband of this lovely lady:
Thither go these news, as fast as horse can
carry them:
A sorry breakfast for my lord protector.
1.4.79 BUCKINGHAM
Your grace shall give me leave, my Lord of York,
To be the post, in hope of his reward.
1.4.81 YORK
At your pleasure, my good lord. Who's within
there, ho!
Enter a Servingman
Invite my Lords of Salisbury and Warwick
To sup with me tomorrow night. Away!
Exeunt
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Act 2

Scene 1

Saint Alban's.

Enter KING HENRY VI, QUEEN MARGARET, GLOUCESTER, CARDINAL, and SUFFOLK, with Falconers halloing
2.1.1 QUEEN MARGARET
Believe me, lords, for flying at the brook,
I saw not better sport these seven years' day:
Yet, by your leave, the wind was very high;
And, ten to one, old Joan had not gone out.
2.1.5 KING HENRY VI
But what a point, my lord, your falcon made,
And what a pitch she flew above the rest!
To see how God in all his creatures works!
Yea, man and birds are fain of climbing high.
2.1.9 SUFFOLK
No marvel, an it like your majesty,
My lord protector's hawks do tower so well;
They know their master loves to be aloft,
And bears his thoughts above his falcon's pitch.
2.1.13 GLOUCESTER
My lord, 'tis but a base ignoble mind
That mounts no higher than a bird can soar.
2.1.15 CARDINAL
I thought as much; he would be above the clouds.
2.1.16 GLOUCESTER
Ay, my lord cardinal? how think you by that?
Were it not good your grace could fly to heaven?
2.1.18 KING HENRY VI
The treasury of everlasting joy.
2.1.19 CARDINAL
Thy heaven is on earth; thine eyes and thoughts
Beat on a crown, the treasure of thy heart;
Pernicious protector, dangerous peer,
That smooth'st it so with king and commonweal!
2.1.23 GLOUCESTER
What, cardinal, is your priesthood grown peremptory?
Tantaene animis coelestibus irae?
Churchmen so hot? good uncle, hide such malice;
With such holiness can you do it?
2.1.27 SUFFOLK
No malice, sir; no more than well becomes
So good a quarrel and so bad a peer.
2.1.29 GLOUCESTER
As who, my lord?
2.1.30 SUFFOLK
Why, as you, my lord,
An't like your lordly lord-protectorship.
2.1.32 GLOUCESTER
Why, Suffolk, England knows thine insolence.
2.1.33 QUEEN MARGARET
And thy ambition, Gloucester.
2.1.34 KING HENRY VI
I prithee, peace, good queen,
And whet not on these furious peers;
For blessed are the peacemakers on earth.
2.1.37 CARDINAL
Let me be blessed for the peace I make,
Against this proud protector, with my sword!
2.1.39 GLOUCESTER
[Aside to CARDINAL] Faith, holy uncle, would
'twere come to that!
2.1.41 CARDINAL
[Aside to GLOUCESTER] Marry, when thou darest.
2.1.42 GLOUCESTER
[Aside to CARDINAL] Make up no factious numbers for the matter;
In thine own person answer thy abuse.
2.1.44 CARDINAL
[Aside to GLOUCESTER] Ay, where thou darest
not peep: an if thou darest,
This evening, on the east side of the grove.
2.1.47 KING HENRY VI
How now, my lords!
2.1.48 CARDINAL
Believe me, cousin Gloucester,
Had not your man put up the fowl so suddenly,
We had had more sport.
Aside to GLOUCESTER
Come with thy two-hand sword.
2.1.52 GLOUCESTER
True, uncle.
2.1.53 CARDINAL
[Aside to GLOUCESTER] Are ye advised? the
east side of the grove?
2.1.55 GLOUCESTER
[Aside to CARDINAL] Cardinal, I am with you.
2.1.56 KING HENRY VI
Why, how now, uncle Gloucester!
2.1.57 GLOUCESTER
Talking of hawking; nothing else, my lord.
Aside to CARDINAL
Now, by God's mother, priest, I'll shave your crown for this,
Or all my fence shall fail.
2.1.60 CARDINAL
[Aside to GLOUCESTER] Medice, teipsum –
Protector, see to't well, protect yourself.
2.1.62 KING HENRY VI
The winds grow high; so do your stomachs, lords.
How irksome is this music to my heart!
When such strings jar, what hope of harmony?
I pray, my lords, let me compound this strife.
Enter a Townsman of Saint Alban's, crying 'A miracle!'
2.1.66 GLOUCESTER
What means this noise?
Fellow, what miracle dost thou proclaim?
2.1.68 Townsman
A miracle! a miracle!
2.1.69 SUFFOLK
Come to the king and tell him what miracle.
2.1.70 Townsman
Forsooth, a blind man at Saint Alban's shrine,
Within this half-hour, hath received his sight;
A man that ne'er saw in his life before.
2.1.73 KING HENRY VI
Now, God be praised, that to believing souls
Gives light in darkness, comfort in despair!
Enter the Mayor of Saint Alban's and his brethren, bearing SIMPCOX, between two in a chair, SIMPCOX's Wife following
2.1.75 CARDINAL
Here comes the townsmen on procession,
To present your highness with the man.
2.1.77 KING HENRY VI
Great is his comfort in this earthly vale,
Although by his sight his sin be multiplied.
2.1.79 GLOUCESTER
Stand by, my masters: bring him near the king;
His highness' pleasure is to talk with him.
2.1.81 KING HENRY VI
Good fellow, tell us here the circumstance,
That we for thee may glorify the Lord.
What, hast thou been long blind and now restored?
2.1.84 SIMPCOX
Born blind, an't please your grace.
2.1.85 Wife
Ay, indeed, was he.
2.1.86 SUFFOLK
What woman is this?
2.1.87 Wife
His wife, an't like your worship.
2.1.88 GLOUCESTER
Hadst thou been his mother, thou couldst have
better told.
2.1.90 KING HENRY VI
Where wert thou born?
2.1.91 SIMPCOX
At Berwick in the north, an't like your grace.
2.1.92 KING HENRY VI
Poor soul, God's goodness hath been great to thee:
Let never day nor night unhallow'd pass,
But still remember what the Lord hath done.
2.1.95 QUEEN MARGARET
Tell me, good fellow, camest thou here by chance,
Or of devotion, to this holy shrine?
2.1.97 SIMPCOX
God knows, of pure devotion; being call'd
A hundred times and oftener, in my sleep,
By good Saint Alban; who said, 'Simpcox, come,
Come, offer at my shrine, and I will help thee.'
2.1.101 Wife
Most true, forsooth; and many time and oft
Myself have heard a voice to call him so.
2.1.103 CARDINAL
What, art thou lame?
2.1.104 SIMPCOX
Ay, God Almighty help me!
2.1.105 SUFFOLK
How camest thou so?
2.1.106 SIMPCOX
A fall off of a tree.
2.1.107 Wife
A plum-tree, master.
2.1.108 GLOUCESTER
How long hast thou been blind?
2.1.109 SIMPCOX
Born so, master.
2.1.110 GLOUCESTER
What, and wouldst climb a tree?
2.1.111 SIMPCOX
But that in all my life, when I was a youth.
2.1.112 Wife
Too true; and bought his climbing very dear.
2.1.113 GLOUCESTER
Mass, thou lovedst plums well, that wouldst
venture so.
2.1.115 SIMPCOX
Alas, good master, my wife desired some damsons,
And made me climb, with danger of my life.
2.1.117 GLOUCESTER
A subtle knave! but yet it shall not serve.
Let me see thine eyes: wink now: now open them:
In my opinion yet thou seest not well.
2.1.120 SIMPCOX
Yes, master, clear as day, I thank God and
Saint Alban.
2.1.122 GLOUCESTER
Say'st thou me so? What colour is this cloak of?
2.1.123 SIMPCOX
Red, master; red as blood.
2.1.124 GLOUCESTER
Why, that's well said. What colour is my gown of?
2.1.125 SIMPCOX
Black, forsooth: coal-black as jet.
2.1.126 KING HENRY VI
Why, then, thou know'st what colour jet is of?
2.1.127 SUFFOLK
And yet, I think, jet did he never see.
2.1.128 GLOUCESTER
But cloaks and gowns, before this day, a many.
2.1.129 Wife
Never, before this day, in all his life.
2.1.130 GLOUCESTER
Tell me, sirrah, what's my name?
2.1.131 SIMPCOX
Alas, master, I know not.
2.1.132 GLOUCESTER
What's his name?
2.1.133 SIMPCOX
I know not.
2.1.134 GLOUCESTER
Nor his?
2.1.135 SIMPCOX
No, indeed, master.
2.1.136 GLOUCESTER
What's thine own name?
2.1.137 SIMPCOX
Saunder Simpcox, an if it please you, master.
2.1.138 GLOUCESTER
Then, Saunder, sit there, the lyingest knave in
Christendom. If thou hadst been born blind, thou
mightest as well have known all our names as thus to
name the several colours we do wear. Sight may
distinguish of colours, but suddenly to nominate them
all, it is impossible. My lords, Saint Alban here
hath done a miracle; and would ye not think his
cunning to be great, that could restore this cripple
to his legs again?
2.1.147 SIMPCOX
O master, that you could!
2.1.148 GLOUCESTER
My masters of Saint Alban's, have you not beadles in
your town, and things called whips?
2.1.150 Mayor
Yes, my lord, if it please your grace.
2.1.151 GLOUCESTER
Then send for one presently.
2.1.152 Mayor
Sirrah, go fetch the beadle hither straight.
Exit an Attendant
2.1.153 GLOUCESTER
Now fetch me a stool hither by and by. Now, sirrah,
if you mean to save yourself from whipping, leap me
over this stool and run away.
2.1.156 SIMPCOX
Alas, master, I am not able to stand alone:
You go about to torture me in vain.
Enter a Beadle with whips
2.1.158 GLOUCESTER
Well, sir, we must have you find your legs. Sirrah
beadle, whip him till he leap over that same stool.
2.1.160 Beadle
I will, my lord. Come on, sirrah; off with your
doublet quickly.
2.1.162 SIMPCOX
Alas, master, what shall I do? I am not able to stand.
After the Beadle hath hit him once, he leaps over the stool and runs away; and they follow and cry, 'A miracle!'
2.1.163 KING HENRY VI
O God, seest Thou this, and bearest so long?
2.1.164 QUEEN MARGARET
It made me laugh to see the villain run.
2.1.165 GLOUCESTER
Follow the knave; and take this drab away.
2.1.166 Wife
Alas, sir, we did it for pure need.
2.1.167 GLOUCESTER
Let them be whipped through every market-town, till
they come to Berwick, from whence they came.
Exeunt Wife, Beadle, Mayor, &c.
2.1.169 CARDINAL
Duke Humphrey has done a miracle today.
2.1.170 SUFFOLK
True; made the lame to leap and fly away.
2.1.171 GLOUCESTER
But you have done more miracles than I;
You made in a day, my lord, whole towns to fly.
Enter BUCKINGHAM
2.1.173 KING HENRY VI
What tidings with our cousin Buckingham?
2.1.174 BUCKINGHAM
Such as my heart doth tremble to unfold.
A sort of naughty persons, lewdly bent,
Under the countenance and confederacy
Of Lady Eleanor, the protector's wife,
The ringleader and head of all this rout,
Have practised dangerously against your state,
Dealing with witches and with conjurers:
Whom we have apprehended in the fact;
Raising up wicked spirits from under ground,
Demanding of King Henry's life and death,
And other of your highness' privy-council;
As more at large your grace shall understand.
2.1.186 CARDINAL
[Aside to GLOUCESTER] And so, my lord protector,
by this means
Your lady is forthcoming yet at London.
This news, I think, hath turn'd your weapon's edge;
'Tis like, my lord, you will not keep your hour.
2.1.191 GLOUCESTER
Ambitious churchman, leave to afflict my heart:
Sorrow and grief have vanquish'd all my powers;
And, vanquish'd as I am, I yield to thee,
Or to the meanest groom.
2.1.195 KING HENRY VI
O God, what mischiefs work the wicked ones,
Heaping confusion on their own heads thereby!
2.1.197 QUEEN MARGARET
Gloucester, see here the tainture of thy nest.
And look thyself be faultless, thou wert best.
2.1.199 GLOUCESTER
Madam, for myself, to heaven I do appeal,
How I have loved my king and commonweal:
And, for my wife, I know not how it stands;
Sorry I am to hear what I have heard:
Noble she is, but if she have forgot
Honour and virtue and conversed with such
As, like to pitch, defile nobility,
I banish her my bed and company
And give her as a prey to law and shame,
That hath dishonour'd Gloucester's honest name.
2.1.209 KING HENRY VI
Well, for this night we will repose us here:
Tomorrow toward London back again,
To look into this business thoroughly
And call these foul offenders to their answers
And poise the cause in justice' equal scales,
Whose beam stands sure, whose rightful cause prevails.
Flourish. Exeunt
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Act 2

Scene 2

London. YORK'S garden.

Enter YORK, SALISBURY, and WARWICK
2.2.1 YORK
Now, my good Lords of Salisbury and Warwick,
Our simple supper ended, give me leave
In this close walk to satisfy myself,
In craving your opinion of my title,
Which is infallible, to England's crown.
2.2.6 SALISBURY
My lord, I long to hear it at full.
2.2.7 WARWICK
Sweet York, begin: and if thy claim be good,
The Nevils are thy subjects to command.
2.2.9 YORK
Then thus:
Edward the Third, my lords, had seven sons:
The first, Edward the Black Prince, Prince of Wales;
The second, William of Hatfield, and the third,
Lionel Duke of Clarence: next to whom
Was John of Gaunt, the Duke of Lancaster;
The fifth was Edmund Langley, Duke of York;
The sixth was Thomas of Woodstock, Duke of Gloucester;
William of Windsor was the seventh and last.
Edward the Black Prince died before his father
And left behind him Richard, his only son,
Who after Edward the Third's death reign'd as king;
Till Henry Bolingbroke, Duke of Lancaster,
The eldest son and heir of John of Gaunt,
Crown'd by the name of Henry the Fourth,
Seized on the realm, deposed the rightful king,
Sent his poor queen to France, from whence she came,
And him to Pomfret; where, as all you know,
Harmless Richard was murder'd traitorously.
2.2.28 WARWICK
Father, the duke hath told the truth:
Thus got the house of Lancaster the crown.
2.2.30 YORK
Which now they hold by force and not by right;
For Richard, the first son's heir, being dead,
The issue of the next son should have reign'd.
2.2.33 SALISBURY
But William of Hatfield died without an heir.
2.2.34 YORK
The third son, Duke of Clarence, from whose line
I claimed the crown, had issue, Philippe, a daughter,
Who married Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March:
Edmund had issue, Roger Earl of March;
Roger had issue, Edmund, Anne and Eleanor.
2.2.39 SALISBURY
This Edmund, in the reign of Bolingbroke,
As I have read, laid claim unto the crown;
And, but for Owen Glendower, had been king,
Who kept him in captivity till he died.
But to the rest.
2.2.44 YORK
His eldest sister, Anne,
My mother, being heir unto the crown
Married Richard Earl of Cambridge; who was son
To Edmund Langley, Edward the Third's fifth son.
By her I claim the kingdom: she was heir
To Roger Earl of March, who was the son
Of Edmund Mortimer, who married Philippe,
Sole daughter unto Lionel Duke of Clarence:
So, if the issue of the elder son
Succeed before the younger, I am king.
2.2.54 WARWICK
What plain proceeding is more plain than this?
Henry doth claim the crown from John of Gaunt,
The fourth son; York claims it from the third.
Till Lionel's issue fails, his should not reign:
It fails not yet, but flourishes in thee
And in thy sons, fair slips of such a stock.
Then, father Salisbury, kneel we together;
And in this private plot be we the first
That shall salute our rightful sovereign
With honour of his birthright to the crown.
2.2.64 Both
Long live our sovereign Richard, England's king!
2.2.65 YORK
We thank you, lords. But I am not your king
Till I be crown'd and that my sword be stain'd
With heart-blood of the house of Lancaster;
And that's not suddenly to be perform'd,
But with advice and silent secrecy.
Do you as I do in these dangerous days:
Wink at the Duke of Suffolk's insolence,
At Beaufort's pride, at Somerset's ambition,
At Buckingham and all the crew of them,
Till they have snared the shepherd of the flock,
That virtuous prince, the good Duke Humphrey:
'Tis that they seek, and they in seeking that
Shall find their deaths, if York can prophesy.
2.2.78 SALISBURY
My lord, break we off; we know your mind at full.
2.2.79 WARWICK
My heart assures me that the Earl of Warwick
Shall one day make the Duke of York a king.
2.2.81 YORK
And, Nevil, this I do assure myself:
Richard shall live to make the Earl of Warwick
The greatest man in England but the king.
Exeunt
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Act 2

Scene 3

An hall of justice.

Sound trumpets. Enter KING HENRY VI, QUEEN MARGARET, GLOUCESTER, YORK, SUFFOLK, and SALISBURY; the DUCHESS, MARGARET JOURDAIN, SOUTHWELL, HUME, and BOLINGBROKE, under guard
2.3.1 KING HENRY VI
Stand forth, Dame Eleanor Cobham, Gloucester's wife:
In sight of God and us, your guilt is great:
Receive the sentence of the law for sins
Such as by God's book are adjudged to death.
You four, from hence to prison back again;
From thence unto the place of execution:
The witch in Smithfield shall be burn'd to ashes,
And you three shall be strangled on the gallows.
You, madam, for you are more nobly born,
Despoiled of your honour in your life,
Shall, after three days' open penance done,
Live in your country here in banishment,
With Sir John Stanley, in the Isle of Man.
2.3.14 DUCHESS
Welcome is banishment; welcome were my death.
2.3.15 GLOUCESTER
Eleanor, the law, thou see'st, hath judged thee:
I cannot justify whom the law condemns.
Exeunt DUCHESS and other prisoners, guarded
Mine eyes are full of tears, my heart of grief.
Ah, Humphrey, this dishonour in thine age
Will bring thy head with sorrow to the ground!
I beseech your majesty, give me leave to go;
Sorrow would solace and mine age would ease.
2.3.22 KING HENRY VI
Stay, Humphrey Duke of Gloucester: ere thou go,
Give up thy staff: Henry will to himself
Protector be; and God shall be my hope,
My stay, my guide and lantern to my feet:
And go in peace, Humphrey, no less beloved
Than when thou wert protector to thy King.
2.3.28 QUEEN MARGARET
I see no reason why a king of years
Should be to be protected like a child.
God and King Henry govern England's realm.
Give up your staff, sir, and the king his realm.
2.3.32 GLOUCESTER
My staff? here, noble Henry, is my staff:
As willingly do I the same resign
As e'er thy father Henry made it mine;
And even as willingly at thy feet I leave it
As others would ambitiously receive it.
Farewell, good king: when I am dead and gone,
May honourable peace attend thy throne!
Exit
2.3.39 QUEEN MARGARET
Why, now is Henry king, and Margaret queen;
And Humphrey Duke of Gloucester scarce himself,
That bears so shrewd a maim; two pulls at once;
His lady banish'd, and a limb lopp'd off.
This staff of honour raught, there let it stand
Where it best fits to be, in Henry's hand.
2.3.45 SUFFOLK
Thus droops this lofty pine and hangs his sprays;
Thus Eleanor's pride dies in her youngest days.
2.3.47 YORK
Lords, let him go. Please it your majesty,
This is the day appointed for the combat;
And ready are the appellant and defendant,
The armourer and his man, to enter the lists,
So please your highness to behold the fight.
2.3.52 QUEEN MARGARET
Ay, good my lord; for purposely therefore
Left I the court, to see this quarrel tried.
2.3.54 KING HENRY VI
O God's name, see the lists and all things fit:
Here let them end it; and God defend the right!
2.3.56 YORK
I never saw a fellow worse bested,
Or more afraid to fight, than is the appellant,
The servant of this armourer, my lords.
Enter at one door, HORNER, the Armourer, and his Neighbours, drinking to him so much that he is drunk; and he enters with a drum before him and his staff with a sand-bag fastened to it; and at the other door PETER, his man, with a drum and sand-bag, and 'Prentices drinking to him
2.3.59 First Neighbour
Here, neighbour Horner, I drink to you in a cup of
sack: and fear not, neighbour, you shall do well enough.
2.3.61 Second Neighbour
And here, neighbour, here's a cup of charneco.
2.3.62 Third Neighbour
And here's a pot of good double beer, neighbour:
drink, and fear not your man.
2.3.64 HORNER
Let it come, i' faith, and I'll pledge you all; and
a fig for Peter!
2.3.66 First 'Prentice
Here, Peter, I drink to thee: and be not afraid.
2.3.67 Second 'Prentice
Be merry, Peter, and fear not thy master: fight
for credit of the 'prentices.
2.3.69 PETER
I thank you all: drink, and pray for me, I pray
you; for I think I have taken my last draught in
this world. Here, Robin, an if I die, I give thee
my apron: and, Will, thou shalt have my hammer:
and here, Tom, take all the money that I have. O
Lord bless me! I pray God! for I am never able to
deal with my master, he hath learnt me so much fence already.
2.3.76 SALISBURY
Come, leave your drinking, and fall to blows.
Sirrah, what's thy name?
2.3.78 PETER
Peter, forsooth.
2.3.79 SALISBURY
Peter! what more?
2.3.80 PETER
Thump.
2.3.81 SALISBURY
Thump! then see thou thump thy master well.
2.3.82 HORNER
Masters, I am come hither, as it were, upon my man's
instigation, to prove him a knave and myself an
honest man: and touching the Duke of York, I will
take my death, I never meant him any ill, nor the
king, nor the queen: and therefore, Peter, have at
thee with a downright blow!
2.3.88 YORK
Dispatch: this knave's tongue begins to double.
Sound, trumpets, alarum to the combatants!
Alarum. They fight, and PETER strikes him down
2.3.90 HORNER
Hold, Peter, hold! I confess, I confess treason.
Dies
2.3.91 YORK
Take away his weapon. Fellow, thank God, and the
good wine in thy master's way.
2.3.93 PETER
O God, have I overcome mine enemy in this presence?
O Peter, thou hast prevailed in right!
2.3.95 KING HENRY VI
Go, take hence that traitor from our sight;
For his death we do perceive his guilt:
And God in justice hath revealed to us
The truth and innocence of this poor fellow,
Which he had thought to have murder'd wrongfully.
Come, fellow, follow us for thy reward.
Sound a flourish. Exeunt
Contents

Act 2

Scene 4

A street.

Enter GLOUCESTER and his Servingmen, in mourning cloaks
2.4.1 GLOUCESTER
Thus sometimes hath the brightest day a cloud;
And after summer evermore succeeds
Barren winter, with his wrathful nipping cold:
So cares and joys abound, as seasons fleet.
Sirs, what's o'clock?
2.4.6 Servants
Ten, my lord.
2.4.7 GLOUCESTER
Ten is the hour that was appointed me
To watch the coming of my punish'd duchess:
Uneath may she endure the flinty streets,
To tread them with her tender-feeling feet.
Sweet Nell, ill can thy noble mind abrook
The abject people gazing on thy face,
With envious looks, laughing at thy shame,
That erst did follow thy proud chariot-wheels
When thou didst ride in triumph through the streets.
But, soft! I think she comes; and I'll prepare
My tear-stain'd eyes to see her miseries.
Enter the DUCHESS in a white sheet, and a taper burning in her hand; with STANLEY, the Sheriff, and Officers
2.4.18 Servant
So please your grace, we'll take her from the sheriff.
2.4.19 GLOUCESTER
No, stir not, for your lives; let her pass by.
2.4.20 DUCHESS
Come you, my lord, to see my open shame?
Now thou dost penance too. Look how they gaze!
See how the giddy multitude do point,
And nod their heads, and throw their eyes on thee!
Ah, Gloucester, hide thee from their hateful looks,
And, in thy closet pent up, rue my shame,
And ban thine enemies, both mine and thine!
2.4.27 GLOUCESTER
Be patient, gentle Nell; forget this grief.
2.4.28 DUCHESS
Ah, Gloucester, teach me to forget myself!
For whilst I think I am thy married wife
And thou a prince, protector of this land,
Methinks I should not thus be led along,
Mail'd up in shame, with papers on my back,
And followed with a rabble that rejoice
To see my tears and hear my deep-fet groans.
The ruthless flint doth cut my tender feet,
And when I start, the envious people laugh
And bid me be advised how I tread.
Ah, Humphrey, can I bear this shameful yoke?
Trow'st thou that e'er I'll look upon the world,
Or count them happy that enjoy the sun?
No; dark shall be my light and night my day;
To think upon my pomp shall be my hell.
Sometime I'll say, I am Duke Humphrey's wife,
And he a prince and ruler of the land:
Yet so he ruled and such a prince he was
As he stood by whilst I, his forlorn duchess,
Was made a wonder and a pointing-stock
To every idle rascal follower.
But be thou mild and blush not at my shame,
Nor stir at nothing till the axe of death
Hang over thee, as, sure, it shortly will;
For Suffolk, he that can do all in all
With her that hateth thee and hates us all,
And York and impious Beaufort, that false priest,
Have all limed bushes to betray thy wings,
And, fly thou how thou canst, they'll tangle thee:
But fear not thou, until thy foot be snared,
Nor never seek prevention of thy foes.
2.4.59 GLOUCESTER
Ah, Nell, forbear! thou aimest all awry;
I must offend before I be attainted;
And had I twenty times so many foes,
And each of them had twenty times their power,
All these could not procure me any scathe,
So long as I am loyal, true and crimeless.
Wouldst have me rescue thee from this reproach?
Why, yet thy scandal were not wiped away
But I in danger for the breach of law.
Thy greatest help is quiet, gentle Nell:
I pray thee, sort thy heart to patience;
These few days' wonder will be quickly worn.
Enter a Herald
2.4.71 Herald
I summon your grace to his majesty's parliament,
Holden at Bury the first of this next month.
2.4.73 GLOUCESTER
And my consent ne'er ask'd herein before!
This is close dealing. Well, I will be there.
Exit Herald
My Nell, I take my leave: and, master sheriff,
Let not her penance exceed the king's commission.
2.4.77 Sheriff
An't please your grace, here my commission stays,
And Sir John Stanley is appointed now
To take her with him to the Isle of Man.
2.4.80 GLOUCESTER
Must you, Sir John, protect my lady here?
2.4.81 STANLEY
So am I given in charge, may't please your grace.
2.4.82 GLOUCESTER
Entreat her not the worse in that I pray
You use her well: the world may laugh again;
And I may live to do you kindness if
You do it her: and so, Sir John, farewell!
2.4.86 DUCHESS
What, gone, my lord, and bid me not farewell!
2.4.87 GLOUCESTER
Witness my tears, I cannot stay to speak.
Exeunt GLOUCESTER and Servingmen
2.4.88 DUCHESS
Art thou gone too? all comfort go with thee!
For none abides with me: my joy is death;
Death, at whose name I oft have been afear'd,
Because I wish'd this world's eternity.
Stanley, I prithee, go, and take me hence;
I care not whither, for I beg no favour,
Only convey me where thou art commanded.
2.4.95 STANLEY
Why, madam, that is to the Isle of Man;
There to be used according to your state.
2.4.97 DUCHESS
That's bad enough, for I am but reproach:
And shall I then be used reproachfully?
2.4.99 STANLEY
Like to a duchess, and Duke Humphrey's lady;
According to that state you shall be used.
2.4.101 DUCHESS
Sheriff, farewell, and better than I fare,
Although thou hast been conduct of my shame.
2.4.103 Sheriff
It is my office; and, madam, pardon me.
2.4.104 DUCHESS
Ay, ay, farewell; thy office is discharged.
Come, Stanley, shall we go?
2.4.106 STANLEY
Madam, your penance done, throw off this sheet,
And go we to attire you for our journey.
2.4.108 DUCHESS
My shame will not be shifted with my sheet:
No, it will hang upon my richest robes
And show itself, attire me how I can.
Go, lead the way; I long to see my prison.
Exeunt
aces are
wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and
plum-tree gum and that they have a plentiful lack of
wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir,
though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet
I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for
yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab
you could go backward.
2.2.220 LORD POLONIUS
[Aside] Though this be madness, yet there is
method in't.
[To Hamlet] Will you walk out of the air, my lord?
2.2.223 HAMLET
Into my grave.
2.2.224 LORD POLONIUS
Indeed, that is out o' the air.
[Aside] How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness
that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity
could not so prosperously be delivered of. I will
leave him, and suddenly contrive the means of
meeting between him and my daughter.
[To Hamlet] My honourable lord, I will
most humbly take my leave of you.
2.2.232 HAMLET
You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will
more willingly part withal: except my life, except
my life, except my life.
2.2.235 LORD POLONIUS
Fare you well, my lord.
2.2.236 HAMLET
These tedious old fools!
Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
2.2.237 LORD POLONIUS
You go to seek the Lord Hamlet; there he is.
2.2.238 ROSENCRANTZ
[To POLONIUS] God save you, sir!
Exit POLONIUS
2.2.239 GUILDENSTERN
My honoured lord!
2.2.240 ROSENCRANTZ
My most dear lord!
2.2.241 HAMLET
My excellent good friends! How dost thou,
Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ye both?
2.2.243 ROSENCRANTZ
As the indifferent children of the earth.
2.2.244 GUILDENSTERN
Happy, in that we are not over-happy;
On fortune's cap we are not the very button.
2.2.246 HAMLET
Nor the soles of her shoe?
2.2.247 ROSENCRANTZ
Neither, my lord.
2.2.248 HAMLET
Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of
her favours?
2.2.250 GUILDENSTERN
'Faith, her privates we.
2.2.251 HAMLET
In the secret parts of fortune? O, most true; she
is a strumpet. What's the news?
2.2.253 ROSENCRANTZ
None, my lord, but that the world's grown honest.
2.2.254 HAMLET
Then is doomsday near: but your news is not true.
Let me question more in particular: what have you,
my good friends, deserved at the hands of fortune,
that she sends you to prison hither?
2.2.258 GUILDENSTERN
Prison, my lord!
2.2.259 HAMLET
Denmark's a prison.
2.2.260 ROSENCRANTZ
Then is the world one.
2.2.261 HAMLET
A goodly one; in which there are many confines,
wards and dungeons, Denmark being one o' the worst.
2.2.263 ROSENCRANTZ
We think not so, my lord.
2.2.264 HAMLET
Why, then, 'tis none to you; for there is nothing
either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me
it is a prison.
2.2.267 ROSENCRANTZ
Why then, your ambition makes it one; 'tis too
narrow for your mind.
2.2.269 HAMLET
O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count
myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I
have bad dreams.
2.2.272 GUILDENSTERN
Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very
substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
2.2.274 HAMLET
A dream itself is but a shadow.
2.2.275 ROSENCRANTZ
Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a
quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.
2.2.277 HAMLET
Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs and
outstretched heroes the beggars' shadows. Shall we
to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason.
2.2.280 ROSENCRANTZ  and  GUILDENSTERN
We'll wait upon you.
2.2.281 HAMLET
No such matter: I will not sort you with the rest
of my servants, for, to speak to you like an honest
man, I am most dreadfully attended. But, in the
beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore?
2.2.285 ROSENCRANTZ
To visit you, my lord; no other occasion.
2.2.286 HAMLET
Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I
thank you: and sure, dear friends, my thanks are
too dear a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it
your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come,
deal justly with me: come, come; nay, speak.
2.2.291 GUILDENSTERN
What should we say, my lord?
2.2.292 HAMLET
Why, any thing, but to the purpose. You were sent
for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks
which your modesties have not craft enough to colour:
I know the good king and queen have sent for you.
2.2.296 ROSENCRANTZ
To what end, my lord?
2.2.297 HAMLET
That you must teach me. But let me conjure you, by
the rights of our fellowship, by the consonancy of
our youth, by the obligation of our ever-preserved
love, and by what more dear a better proposer could
charge you withal, be even and direct with me,
whether you were sent for, or no?
2.2.303 ROSENCRANTZ
[Aside to GUILDENSTERN] What say you?
2.2.304 HAMLET
[Aside] Nay, then, I have an eye of you.
[To GUILDENSTERN] If you love me, hold not off.
2.2.306 GUILDENSTERN
My lord, we were sent for.
2.2.307 HAMLET
I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation
prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king
and queen moult no feather. I have of late – but
wherefore I know not – lost all my mirth, forgone all
custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily
with my disposition that this goodly frame, the
earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most
excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave
o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted
with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to
me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not
me: no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling
you seem to say so.
2.2.326 ROSENCRANTZ
My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.
2.2.327 HAMLET
Why did you laugh then, when I said 'man delights not me'?
2.2.328 ROSENCRANTZ
To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what
lenten entertainment the players shall receive from
you: we coted them on the way; and hither are they
coming, to offer you service.
2.2.332 HAMLET
He that plays the king shall be welcome; his majesty
shall have tribute of me; the adventurous knight
shall use his foil and target; the lover shall not
sigh gratis; the humourous man shall end his part
in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whose
lungs are tickled o' the sere; and the lady shall
say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt
for't. What players are they?
2.2.340 ROSENCRANTZ
Even those you were wont to take delight in, the
tragedians of the city.
2.2.342 HAMLET
How chances it they travel? their residence, both
in reputation and profit, was better both ways.
2.2.344 ROSENCRANTZ
I think their inhibition comes by the means of the
late innovation.
2.2.346 HAMLET
Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was
in the city? are they so followed?
2.2.348 ROSENCRANTZ
No, indeed, are they not.
2.2.349 HAMLET
How comes it? do they grow rusty?
2.2.350 ROSENCRANTZ
Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace: but
there is, sir, an aery of children, little eyases,
that cry out on the top of question, and are most
tyrannically clapped for't: these are now the
fashion, and so berattle the common stages – so they
call them – that many wearing rapiers are afraid of
goose-quills and dare scarce come thither.
2.2.357 HAMLET
What, are they children? who maintains 'em? how are
they escoted? Will they pursue the quality no
longer than they can sing? will they not say
afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common
players – as it is most like, if their means are no
better – their writers do them wrong, to make them
exclaim against their own succession?
2.2.364 ROSENCRANTZ
'Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and
the nation holds it no sin to tarre them to
controversy: there was, for a while, no money bid
for argument, unless the poet and the player went to
cuffs in the question.
2.2.369 HAMLET
Is't possible?
2.2.370 GUILDENSTERN
O, there has been much throwing about of brains.
2.2.371 HAMLET
Do the boys carry it away?
2.2.372 ROSENCRANTZ
Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules and his load too.
2.2.373 HAMLET
It is not very strange; for mine uncle is king of
Denmark, and those that would make mows at him while
my father lived, give twenty, forty, fifty, an
hundred ducats a-piece for his picture in little.
'Sblood, there is something in this more than
natural, if philosophy could find it out.
Flourish of trumpets within
2.2.379 GUILDENSTERN
There are the players.
2.2.380 HAMLET
Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands,
come then: the appurtenance of welcome is fashion
and ceremony: let me comply with you in this garb,
lest my extent to the players, which, I tell you,
must show fairly outward, should more appear like
entertainment than yours. You are welcome: but my
uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.
2.2.387 GUILDENSTERN
In what, my dear lord?
2.2.388 HAMLET
I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is
southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
Enter POLONIUS
2.2.390 LORD POLONIUS
Well be with you, gentlemen!
2.2.391 HAMLET
Hark you, Guildenstern; and you too: at each ear a
hearer: that great baby you see there is not yet
out of his swaddling-clouts.
2.2.394 ROSENCRANTZ
Happily he's the second time come to them; for they
say an old man is twice a child.
2.2.396 HAMLET
I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players;
mark it. You say right, sir: o' Monday morning;
'twas so indeed.
2.2.399 LORD POLONIUS
My lord, I have news to tell you.
2.2.400 HAMLET
My lord, I have news to tell you.
When Roscius was an actor in Rome, –
2.2.402 LORD POLONIUS
The actors are come hither, my lord.
2.2.403 HAMLET
Buz, buz!
2.2.404 LORD POLONIUS
Upon mine honour, –
2.2.405 HAMLET
Then came each actor on his ass, –
2.2.406 LORD POLONIUS
The best actors in the world, either for tragedy,
comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical,
historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-
comical-historical-pastoral, scene individable, or
poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor
Plautus too light. For the law of writ and the
liberty, these are the only men.
2.2.413 HAMLET
O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!
2.2.414 LORD POLONIUS
What a treasure had he, my lord?
2.2.415 HAMLET
Why,
'One fair daughter and no more,
The which he loved passing well.'
2.2.418 LORD POLONIUS
[Aside] Still on my daughter.
2.2.419 HAMLET
Am I not i' the right, old Jephthah?
2.2.420 LORD POLONIUS
If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter
that I love passing well.
2.2.422 HAMLET
Nay, that follows not.
2.2.423 LORD POLONIUS
What follows, then, my lord?
2.2.424 HAMLET
Why,
'As by lot, God wot,'
and then, you know,
'It came to pass, as most like it was,' –
the first row of the pious chanson will show you
more; for look, where my abridgement comes.
Enter four or five Players
You are welcome, masters; welcome, all. I am glad
to see thee well. Welcome, good friends. O, my old
friend! thy face is valenced since I saw thee last:
comest thou to beard me in Denmark? What, my young
lady and mistress! By'r lady, your ladyship is
nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the
altitude of a chopine. Pray God, your voice, like
apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the
ring. Masters, you are all welcome. We'll e'en
to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see:
we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste
of your quality; come, a passionate speech.
2.2.442 First Player
What speech, my lord?
2.2.443 HAMLET
I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was
never acted; or, if it was, not above once; for the
play, I remember, pleased not the million; 'twas
caviare to the general: but it was – as I received
it, and others, whose judgments in such matters
cried in the top of mine – an excellent play, well
digested in the scenes, set down with as much
modesty as cunning. I remember, one said there
were no sallets in the lines to make the matter
savoury, nor no matter in the phrase that might
indict the author of affectation; but called it an
honest method, as wholesome as sweet, and by very
much more handsome than fine. One speech in it I
chiefly loved: 'twas Æneas' tale to Dido; and
thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of
Priam's slaughter: if it live in your memory, begin
at this line: let me see, let me see –
'The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast,' –
it is not so: – it begins with Pyrrhus: –
'The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sable arms,
Black as his purpose, did the night resemble
When he lay couched in the ominous horse,
Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd
With heraldry more dismal; head to foot
Now is he total gules; horridly trick'd
With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons,
Baked and impasted with the parching streets,
That lend a tyrannous and damned light
To their lord's murder: roasted in wrath and fire,
And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore,
With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus
Old grandsire Priam seeks.'
So, proceed you.
2.2.476 LORD POLONIUS
'Fore God, my lord, well spoken, with good accent and
good discretion.
2.2.478 First Player
'Anon he finds him
Striking too short at Greeks; his antique sword,
Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls,
Repugnant to command: unequal match'd,
Pyrrhus at Priam drives; in rage strikes wide;
But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword
The unnerved father falls. Then senseless Ilium,
Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top
Stoops to his base, and with a hideous crash
Takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear: for, lo! his sword,
Which was declining on the milky head
Of reverend Priam, seem'd i' the air to stick:
So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood,
And like a neutral to his will and matter,
Did nothing.
But, as we often see, against some storm,
A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still,
The bold winds speechless and the orb below
As hush as death, anon the dreadful thunder
Doth rend the region, so, after Pyrrhus' pause,
Aroused vengeance sets him new a-work;
And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall
On Mars's armour forged for proof eterne
With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword
Now falls on Priam.
Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you gods,
In general synod 'take away her power;
Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel,
And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven,
As low as to the fiends!'
2.2.508 LORD POLONIUS
This is too long.
2.2.509 HAMLET
It shall to the barber's, with your beard. Prithee,
say on: he's for a jig or a tale of bawdry, or he
sleeps: say on: come to Hecuba.
2.2.512 First Player
'But who, O, who had seen the mobled queen – '
2.2.513 HAMLET
'The mobled queen?'
2.2.514 LORD POLONIUS
That's good; 'mobled queen' is good.
2.2.515 First Player
'Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames
With bisson rheum; a clout upon that head
Where late the diadem stood, and for a robe,
About her lank and all o'er-teemed loins,
A blanket, in the alarm of fear caught up;
Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep'd,
'Gainst Fortune's state would treason have
pronounced:
But if the gods themselves did see her then
When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
In mincing with his sword her husband's limbs,
The instant burst of clamour that she made,
Unless things mortal move them not at all,
Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,
And passion in the gods.'
2.2.530 LORD POLONIUS
Look, whether he has not turned his colour and has
tears in's eyes. Pray you, no more.
2.2.532 HAMLET
'Tis well: I'll have thee speak out the rest soon.
Good my lord, will you see the players well
bestowed? Do you hear, let them be well used; for
they are the abstract and brief chronicles of the
time: after your death you were better have a bad
epitaph than their ill report while you live.
2.2.538 LORD POLONIUS
My lord, I will use them according to their desert.
2.2.539 HAMLET
God's bodykins, man, much better: use every man
after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?
Use them after your own honour and dignity: the less
they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty.
Take them in.
2.2.544 LORD POLONIUS
Come, sirs.
2.2.545 HAMLET
Follow him, friends: we'll hear a play tomorrow.
Exit POLONIUS with all the Players but the First
Dost thou hear me, old friend; can you play the
Murder of Gonzago?
2.2.548 First Player
Ay, my lord.
2.2.549 HAMLET
We'll ha't tomorrow night. You could, for a need,
study a speech of some dozen or sixteen lines, which
I would set down and insert in't, could you not?
2.2.552 First Player
Ay, my lord.
2.2.553 HAMLET
Very well. Follow that lord; and look you mock him
not.
Exit First Player
My good friends, I'll leave you till night: you are
welcome to Elsinore.
2.2.557 ROSENCRANTZ
Good my lord!
2.2.558 HAMLET
Ay, so, God be wi' ye;
Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
Now I am alone.
O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
Is it not monstrous that this player here,
But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,
Could force his soul so to his own conceit
That from her working all his visage wann'd,
Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect,
A broken voice, and his whole function suiting
With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing!
For Hecuba!
What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba,
That he should weep for her? What would he do,
Had he the motive and the cue for passion
That I have? He would drown the stage with tears
And cleave the general ear with horrid speech,
Make mad the guilty and appal the free,
Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed
The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I,
A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak,
Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause,
And can say nothing; no, not for a king,
Upon whose property and most dear life
A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward?
Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across?
Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my face?
Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i' the throat,
As deep as to the lungs? who does me this?
Ha!
'Swounds, I should take it: for it cannot be
But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall
To make oppression bitter, or ere this
I should have fatted all the region kites
With this slave's offal: bloody, bawdy villain!
Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
O, vengeance!
Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave,
That I, the son of a dear father murder'd,
Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,
Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words,
And fall a-cursing, like a very drab,
A scullion!
Fie upon't! foh! About, my brain! I have heard
That guilty creatures sitting at a play
Have by the very cunning of the scene
Been struck so to the soul that presently
They have proclaim'd their malefactions;
For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak
With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players
Play something like the murder of my father
Before mine uncle: I'll observe his looks;
I'll tent him to the quick: if he but blench,
I know my course. The spirit that I have seen
May be the devil: and the devil hath power
To assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps
Out of my weakness and my melancholy,
As he is very potent with such spirits,
Abuses me to damn me: I'll have grounds
More relative than this: the play 's the thing
Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
Exit
Contents

Act 3

Scene 1

A room in the castle.

Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN
3.1.1 KING CLAUDIUS
And can you, by no drift of circumstance,
Get from him why he puts on this confusion,
Grating so harshly all his days of quiet
With turbulent and dangerous lunacy?
3.1.5 ROSENCRANTZ
He does confess he feels himself distracted;
But from what cause he will by no means speak.
3.1.7 GUILDENSTERN
Nor do we find him forward to be sounded,
But, with a crafty madness, keeps aloof,
When we would bring him on to some confession
Of his true state.
3.1.11 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Did he receive you well?
3.1.12 ROSENCRANTZ
Most like a gentleman.
3.1.13 GUILDENSTERN
But with much forcing of his disposition.
3.1.14 ROSENCRANTZ
Niggard of question; but, of our demands,
Most free in his reply.
3.1.16 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Did you assay him?
To any pastime?
3.1.18 ROSENCRANTZ
Madam, it so fell out, that certain players
We o'er-raught on the way: of these we told him;
And there did seem in him a kind of joy
To hear of it: they are about the court,
And, as I think, they have already order
This night to play before him.
3.1.24 LORD POLONIUS
'Tis most true:
And he beseech'd me to entreat your majesties
To hear and see the matter.
3.1.27 KING CLAUDIUS
With all my heart; and it doth much content me
To hear him so inclined.
Good gentlemen, give him a further edge,
And drive his purpose on to these delights.
3.1.31 ROSENCRANTZ
We shall, my lord.
Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
3.1.32 KING CLAUDIUS
Sweet Gertrude, leave us too;
For we have closely sent for Hamlet hither,
That he, as 'twere by accident, may here
Affront Ophelia:
Her father and myself, lawful espials,
Will so bestow ourselves that, seeing, unseen,
We may of their encounter frankly judge,
And gather by him, as he is behaved,
If 't be the affliction of his love or no
That thus he suffers for.
3.1.42 QUEEN GERTRUDE
I shall obey you.
And for your part, Ophelia, I do wish
That your good beauties be the happy cause
Of Hamlet's wildness: so shall I hope your virtues
Will bring him to his wonted way again,
To both your honours.
3.1.48 OPHELIA
Madam, I wish it may.
Exit QUEEN GERTRUDE
3.1.49 LORD POLONIUS
Ophelia, walk you here. Gracious, so please you,
We will bestow ourselves.
To OPHELIA
Read on this book;
That show of such an exercise may colour
Your loneliness. We are oft to blame in this, –
'Tis too much proved – that with devotion's visage
And pious action we do sugar o'er
The devil himself.
3.1.57 KING CLAUDIUS
[Aside] O, 'tis too true!
How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience!
The harlot's cheek, beautied with plastering art,
Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it
Than is my deed to my most painted word:
O heavy burthen!
3.1.63 LORD POLONIUS
I hear him coming: let's withdraw, my lord.
Exeunt KING CLAUDIUS and POLONIUS
Enter HAMLET
3.1.64 HAMLET
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. – Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.
3.1.99 OPHELIA
Good my lord,
How does your honour for this many a day?
3.1.101 HAMLET
I humbly thank you; well, well, well.
3.1.102 OPHELIA
My lord, I have remembrances of yours,
That I have longed long to re-deliver;
I pray you, now receive them.
3.1.105 HAMLET
No, not I;
I never gave you aught.
3.1.107 OPHELIA
My honour'd lord, you know right well you did;
And, with them, words of so sweet breath composed
As made the things more rich: their perfume lost,
Take these again; for to the noble mind
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
There, my lord.
3.1.113 HAMLET
Ha, ha! are you honest?
3.1.114 OPHELIA
My lord?
3.1.115 HAMLET
Are you fair?
3.1.116 OPHELIA
What means your lordship?
3.1.117 HAMLET
That if you be honest and fair, your honesty should
admit no discourse to your beauty.
3.1.119 OPHELIA
Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than
with honesty?
3.1.121 HAMLET
Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner
transform honesty from what it is to a bawd than the
force of honesty can translate beauty into his
likeness: this was sometime a paradox, but now the
time gives it proof. I did love you once.
3.1.126 OPHELIA
Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.
3.1.127 HAMLET
You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot
so inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of
it: I loved you not.
3.1.130 OPHELIA
I was the more deceived.
3.1.131 HAMLET
Get thee to a nunnery: why wouldst thou be a
breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest;
but yet I could accuse me of such things that it
were better my mother had not borne me: I am very
proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at
my beck than I have thoughts to put them in,
imagination to give them shape, or time to act them
in. What should such fellows as I do crawling
between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves,
all; believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery.
Where's your father?
3.1.142 OPHELIA
At home, my lord.
3.1.143 HAMLET
Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the
fool no where but in's own house. Farewell.
3.1.145 OPHELIA
O, help him, you sweet heavens!
3.1.146 HAMLET
If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for
thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a
nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs
marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough
what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go,
and quickly too. Farewell.
3.1.153 OPHELIA
O heavenly powers, restore him!
3.1.154 HAMLET
I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God
has given you one face, and you make yourselves
another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and
nick-name God's creatures, and make your wantonness
your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath
made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages:
those that are married already, all but one, shall
live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a
nunnery, go.
Exit
3.1.163 OPHELIA
O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword;
The expectancy and rose of the fair state,
The glass of fashion and the mould of form,
The observed of all observers, quite, quite down!
And I, of ladies most deject and wretched,
That suck'd the honey of his music vows,
Now see that noble and most sovereign reason,
Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh;
That unmatch'd form and feature of blown youth
Blasted with ecstasy: O, woe is me,
To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!
Re-enter KING CLAUDIUS and POLONIUS
3.1.175 KING CLAUDIUS
Love! his affections do not that way tend;
Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little,
Was not like madness. There's something in his soul,
O'er which his melancholy sits on brood;
And I do doubt the hatch and the disclose
Will be some danger: which for to prevent,
I have in quick determination
Thus set it down: he shall with speed to England,
For the demand of our neglected tribute:
Haply the seas and countries different
With variable objects shall expel
This something-settled matter in his heart,
Whereon his brains still beating puts him thus
From fashion of himself. What think you on't?
3.1.189 LORD POLONIUS
It shall do well: but yet do I believe
The origin and commencement of his grief
Sprung from neglected love. How now, Ophelia!
You need not tell us what Lord Hamlet said;
We heard it all. My lord, do as you please;
But, if you hold it fit, after the play
Let his queen mother all alone entreat him
To show his grief: let her be round with him;
And I'll be placed, so please you, in the ear
Of all their conference. If she find him not,
To England send him, or confine him where
Your wisdom best shall think.
3.1.201 KING CLAUDIUS
It shall be so:
Madness in great ones must not unwatch'd go.
Exeunt
Contents

Act 3

Scene 2

An hall in the castle.

Enter HAMLET and Players
3.2.1 HAMLET
Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue: but if you mouth it, as many of your players do, I had as lief the town-crier spoke my lines.
Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say, the whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness.
O, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumbshows and noise: I would have such a fellow whipped for o'erdoing Termagant; it out-herods Herod: pray you, avoid it.
3.2.18 First Player
I warrant your honour.
3.2.19 HAMLET
Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tutor: suit the action to the word, the word to the action; with this special observance that you o'erstep not the modesty of nature: for any thing so overdone is from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at the first and now, was and is, to hold, as 'twere, the mirror up to nature; to show virtue her own feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time his form and pressure.
Now this overdone, or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve; the censure of the which one must in your allowance o'erweigh a whole theatre of others.
O, there be players that I have seen play, and heard others praise, and that highly, not to speak it profanely, that, neither having the accent of Christians nor the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man, have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
3.2.41 First Player
I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us, sir.
3.2.42 HAMLET
O, reform it altogether. And let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them; for there be of them that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too; though, in the mean time, some necessary question of the play be then to be considered: that's villanous, and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
[And then you have some again that keep one suit of jests, as a man is known by one suit of apparel; and gentlemen quote his jests down in their tables before they come to the play; as thus:
Cannot you stay till I eat my porridge?
and You owe me a quarter's wages;
and My coat wants a cullison;
and Your beer is sour;
and blabbering with his lips; and thus keeping in his cinquepace of jests, when, God knows, the warm clown cannot make jest unless by chance as the blind man catcheth a hare. Masters, tell him of it.
3.2.63 First Player
We will, my lord.
3.2.64 HAMLET
Well,] Go make you ready.
Exeunt Players
Enter POLONIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN
How now, my lord! I will the king hear this piece of work?
3.2.66 LORD POLONIUS
And the queen too, and that presently.
3.2.67 HAMLET
Bid the players make haste.
Exit POLONIUS
Will you two help to hasten them?
3.2.69 ROSENCRANTZ  and  GUILDENSTERN
We will, my lord.
Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
3.2.70 HAMLET
What ho! Horatio!
Enter HORATIO
3.2.71 HORATIO
Here, sweet lord, at your service.
3.2.72 HAMLET
Horatio, thou art e'en as just a man
As e'er my conversation coped withal.
3.2.74 HORATIO
O, my dear lord, –
3.2.75 HAMLET
Nay, do not think I flatter;
For what advancement may I hope from thee
That no revenue hast but thy good spirits,
To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter'd?
No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp,
And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee
Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear?
Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice
And could of men distinguish, her election
Hath seal'd thee for herself; for thou hast been
As one, in suffering all, that suffers nothing,
A man that fortune's buffets and rewards
Hast ta'en with equal thanks: and blest are those
Whose blood and judgment are so well commingled,
That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger
To sound what stop she please. Give me that man
That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him
In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart,
As I do thee. – Something too much of this. –
There is a play tonight before the king;
One scene of it comes near the circumstance
Which I have told thee of my father's death:
I prithee, when thou seest that act afoot,
Even with the very comment of thy soul
Observe mine uncle: if his occulted guilt
Do not itself unkennel in one speech,
It is a damned ghost that we have seen,
And my imaginations are as foul
As Vulcan's stithy. Give him heedful note;
For I mine eyes will rivet to his face,
And after we will both our judgments join
In censure of his seeming.
3.2.107 HORATIO
Well, my lord:
If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing,
And 'scape detecting, I will pay the theft.
3.2.110 HAMLET
They are coming to the play; I must be idle:
Get you a place.
Danish march. A flourish. Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and others
3.2.112 KING CLAUDIUS
How fares our cousin Hamlet?
3.2.113 HAMLET
Excellent, i' faith; of the chameleon's dish: I eat
the air, promise-crammed: you cannot feed capons so.
3.2.115 KING CLAUDIUS
I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet; these words
are not mine.
3.2.117 HAMLET
No, nor mine now.
To POLONIUS
My lord, you played once i' the university, you say?
3.2.119 LORD POLONIUS
That did I, my lord; and was accounted a good actor.
3.2.120 HAMLET
What did you enact?
3.2.121 LORD POLONIUS
I did enact Julius Caesar: I was killed i' the
Capitol; Brutus killed me.
3.2.123 HAMLET
It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf
there. Be the players ready?
3.2.125 ROSENCRANTZ
Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience.
3.2.126 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.
3.2.127 HAMLET
No, good mother, here's metal more attractive.
3.2.128 LORD POLONIUS
[To KING CLAUDIUS] O, ho! do you mark that?
3.2.129 HAMLET
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Lying down at OPHELIA's feet
3.2.130 OPHELIA
No, my lord.
3.2.131 HAMLET
I mean, my head upon your lap?
3.2.132 OPHELIA
Ay, my lord.
3.2.133 HAMLET
Do you think I meant country matters?
3.2.134 OPHELIA
I think nothing, my lord.
3.2.135 HAMLET
That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
3.2.136 OPHELIA
What is, my lord?
3.2.137 HAMLET
Nothing.
3.2.138 OPHELIA
You are merry, my lord.
3.2.139 HAMLET
Who, I?
3.2.140 OPHELIA
Ay, my lord.
3.2.141 HAMLET
O God, your only jig-maker. What should a man do
but be merry? for, look you, how cheerfully my
mother looks, and my father died within these two hours.
3.2.144 OPHELIA
Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord.
3.2.145 HAMLET
So long? Nay then, let the devil wear black, for
I'll have a suit of sables. O heavens! die two
months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's
hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half
a year: but, by'r lady, he must build churches,
then; or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with
the hobby-horse, whose epitaph is 'For, O, for, O,
the hobby-horse is forgot.'
Hautboys play. The dumb-show enters
Enter a King and a Queen very lovingly; the Queen embracing him, and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck: lays him down upon a bank of flowers: she, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's ears, and exit. The Queen returns; finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The Poisoner, with some two or three Mutes, comes in again, seeming to lament with her. The dead body is carried away. The Poisoner wooes the Queen with gifts: she seems loath and unwilling awhile, but in the end accepts his love
Exeunt
3.2.153 OPHELIA
What means this, my lord?
3.2.154 HAMLET
Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief.
3.2.155 OPHELIA
Belike this show imports the argument of the play.
Enter Prologue
3.2.156 HAMLET
We shall know by this fellow: the players cannot
keep counsel; they'll tell all.
3.2.158 OPHELIA
Will he tell us what this show meant?
3.2.159 HAMLET
Ay, or any show that you'll show him: be not you
ashamed to show, he'll not shame to tell you what it means.
3.2.161 OPHELIA
You are naught, you are naught: I'll mark the play.
3.2.162 Prologue
For us, and for our tragedy,
Here stooping to your clemency,
We beg your hearing patiently.
Exit
3.2.165 HAMLET
Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?
3.2.166 OPHELIA
'Tis brief, my lord.
3.2.167 HAMLET
As woman's love.
Enter two Players, King and Queen
3.2.168 Player King
Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round
Neptune's salt wash and Tellus' orbed ground,
And thirty dozen moons with borrow'd sheen
About the world have times twelve thirties been,
Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
Unite commutual in most sacred bands.
3.2.174 Player Queen
So many journeys may the sun and moon
Make us again count o'er ere love be done!
But, woe is me, you are so sick of late,
So far from cheer and from your former state,
That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,
Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must:
For women's fear and love holds quantity;
In neither aught, or in extremity.
Now, what my love is, proof hath made you know;
And as my love is sized, my fear is so:
Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;
Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.
3.2.186 Player King
'Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too;
My operant powers their functions leave to do:
And thou shalt live in this fair world behind,
Honour'd, beloved; and haply one as kind
For husband shalt thou –
3.2.191 Player Queen
O, confound the rest!
Such love must needs be treason in my breast:
In second husband let me be accurst!
None wed the second but who kill'd the first.
3.2.195 HAMLET
[Aside] Wormwood, wormwood.
3.2.196 Player Queen
The instances that second marriage move
Are base respects of thrift, but none of love:
A second time I kill my husband dead,
When second husband kisses me in bed.
3.2.200 Player King
I do believe you think what now you speak;
But what we do determine oft we break.
Purpose is but the slave to memory,
Of violent birth, but poor validity;
Which now, like fruit unripe, sticks on the tree;
But fall, unshaken, when they mellow be.
Most necessary 'tis that we forget
To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt:
What to ourselves in passion we propose,
The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.
The violence of either grief or joy
Their own enactures with themselves destroy:
Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;
Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident.
This world is not for aye, nor 'tis not strange
That even our loves should with our fortunes change;
For 'tis a question left us yet to prove,
Whether love lead fortune, or else fortune love.
The great man down, you mark his favourite flies;
The poor advanced makes friends of enemies.
And hitherto doth love on fortune tend;
For who not needs shall never lack a friend,
And who in want a hollow friend doth try,
Directly seasons him his enemy.
But, orderly to end where I begun,
Our wills and fates do so contrary run
That our devices still are overthrown;
Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own:
So think thou wilt no second husband wed;
But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.
3.2.230 Player Queen
Nor earth to me give food, nor heaven light!
Sport and repose lock from me day and night!
To desperation turn my trust and hope!
An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope!
Each opposite that blanks the face of joy
Meet what I would have well and it destroy!
Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
If, once a widow, ever I be wife!
3.2.238 HAMLET
If she should break it now!
3.2.239 Player King
'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile;
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
The tedious day with sleep.
Sleeps
3.2.242 Player Queen
Sleep rock thy brain,
And never come mischance between us twain!
Exit
3.2.244 HAMLET
Madam, how like you this play?
3.2.245 QUEEN GERTRUDE
The lady protests too much, methinks.
3.2.246 HAMLET
O, but she'll keep her word.
3.2.247 KING CLAUDIUS
Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in 't?
3.2.248 HAMLET
No, no, they do but jest, poison in jest; no offence
i' the world.
3.2.250 KING CLAUDIUS
What do you call the play?
3.2.251 HAMLET
The Mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically. This play
is the image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago is
the duke's name; his wife, Baptista: you shall see
anon; 'tis a knavish piece of work: but what o'
that? your majesty and we that have free souls, it
touches us not: let the galled jade wince, our
withers are unwrung.
Enter LUCIANUS
This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.
3.2.259 OPHELIA
You are as good as a chorus, my lord.
3.2.260 HAMLET
I could interpret between you and your love, if I
could see the puppets dallying.
3.2.262 OPHELIA
You are keen, my lord, you are keen.
3.2.263 HAMLET
It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.
3.2.264 OPHELIA
Still better, and worse.
3.2.265 HAMLET
So you must take your husbands. Begin, murderer;
pox, leave thy damnable faces, and begin. Come:
'the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge.'
3.2.268 LUCIANUS
Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing;
Confederate season, else no creature seeing;
Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,
Thy natural magic and dire property,
On wholesome life usurp immediately.
Pours the poison into the sleeper's ears
3.2.274 HAMLET
He poisons him i' the garden for's estate. His
name's Gonzago: the story is extant, and writ in
choice Italian: you shall see anon how the murderer
gets the love of Gonzago's wife.
3.2.278 OPHELIA
The king rises.
3.2.279 HAMLET
What, frighted with false fire!
3.2.280 QUEEN GERTRUDE
How fares my lord?
3.2.281 LORD POLONIUS
Give o'er the play.
3.2.282 KING CLAUDIUS
Give me some light: away!
3.2.283 All
Lights, lights, lights!
Exeunt all but HAMLET and HORATIO
3.2.284 HAMLET
Why, let the stricken deer go weep,
The hart ungalled play;
For some must watch, while some must sleep:
So runs the world away.
Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers – if
the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me – with two
Provincial roses on my razed shoes, get me a
fellowship in a cry of players, sir?
3.2.292 HORATIO
Half a share.
3.2.293 HAMLET
A whole one, I.
For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
This realm dismantled was
Of Jove himself; and now reigns here
A very, very – pajock.
3.2.298 HORATIO
You might have rhymed.
3.2.299 HAMLET
O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a
thousand pound. Didst perceive?
3.2.301 HORATIO
Very well, my lord.
3.2.302 HAMLET
Upon the talk of the poisoning?
3.2.303 HORATIO
I did very well note him.
3.2.304 HAMLET
Ah, ha! Come, some music! come, the recorders!
For if the king like not the comedy,
Why then, belike, he likes it not, perdy.
Come, some music!
Re-enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
3.2.308 GUILDENSTERN
Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.
3.2.309 HAMLET
Sir, a whole history.
3.2.310 GUILDENSTERN
The king, sir, –
3.2.311 HAMLET
Ay, sir, what of him?
3.2.312 GUILDENSTERN
Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.
3.2.313 HAMLET
With drink, sir?
3.2.314 GUILDENSTERN
No, my lord, rather with choler.
3.2.315 HAMLET
Your wisdom should show itself more richer to
signify this to his doctor; for, for me to put him
to his purgation would perhaps plunge him into far
more choler.
3.2.319 GUILDENSTERN
Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame and
start not so wildly from my affair.
3.2.321 HAMLET
I am tame, sir: pronounce.
3.2.322 GUILDENSTERN
The queen, your mother, in most great affliction of
spirit, hath sent me to you.
3.2.324 HAMLET
You are welcome.
3.2.325 GUILDENSTERN
Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right
breed. If it shall please you to make me a
wholesome answer, I will do your mother's
commandment: if not, your pardon and my return
shall be the end of my business.
3.2.330 HAMLET
Sir, I cannot.
3.2.331 GUILDENSTERN
What, my lord?
3.2.332 HAMLET
Make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased: but,
sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command;
or, rather, as you say, my mother: therefore no
more, but to the matter: my mother, you say, –
3.2.336 ROSENCRANTZ
Then thus she says; your behavior hath struck her
into amazement and admiration.
3.2.338 HAMLET
O wonderful son, that can so astonish a mother! But
is there no sequel at the heels of this mother's
admiration? Impart.
3.2.341 ROSENCRANTZ
She desires to speak with you in her closet, ere you
go to bed.
3.2.343 HAMLET
We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have
you any further trade with us?
3.2.345 ROSENCRANTZ
My lord, you once did love me.
3.2.346 HAMLET
So I do still, by these pickers and stealers.
3.2.347 ROSENCRANTZ
Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you
do, surely, bar the door upon your own liberty, if
you deny your griefs to your friend.
3.2.350 HAMLET
Sir, I lack advancement.
3.2.351 ROSENCRANTZ
How can that be, when you have the voice of the king
himself for your succession in Denmark?
3.2.353 HAMLET
Ay, but sir, 'While the grass grows,' – the proverb
is something musty.
Re-enter Players with recorders
O, the recorders! let me see one. To withdraw with
you: – why do you go about to recover the wind of me,
as if you would drive me into a toil?
3.2.358 GUILDENSTERN
O, my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too
unmannerly.
3.2.360 HAMLET
I do not well understand that. Will you play upon
this pipe?
3.2.362 GUILDENSTERN
My lord, I cannot.
3.2.363 HAMLET
I pray you.
3.2.364 GUILDENSTERN
Believe me, I cannot.
3.2.365 HAMLET
I do beseech you.
3.2.366 GUILDENSTERN
I know no touch of it, my lord.
3.2.367 HAMLET
'Tis as easy as lying: govern these ventages with
your lingers and thumb, give it breath with your
mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music.
Look you, these are the stops.
3.2.371 GUILDENSTERN
But these cannot I command to any utterance of
harmony; I have not the skill.
3.2.373 HAMLET
Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of
me! You would play upon me; you would seem to know
my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my
mystery; you would sound me from my lowest note to
the top of my compass: and there is much music,
excellent voice, in this little organ; yet cannot
you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you think I am
easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what
instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you
cannot play upon me.
Enter POLONIUS
God bless you, sir!
3.2.384 LORD POLONIUS
My lord, the queen would speak with you, and
presently.
3.2.386 HAMLET
Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
3.2.387 LORD POLONIUS
By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
3.2.388 HAMLET
Methinks it is like a weasel.
3.2.389 LORD POLONIUS
It is backed like a weasel.
3.2.390 HAMLET
Or like a whale?
3.2.391 LORD POLONIUS
Very like a whale.
3.2.392 HAMLET
Then I will come to my mother by and by. They fool
me to the top of my bent. I will come by and by.
3.2.394 LORD POLONIUS
I will say so.
3.2.395 HAMLET
By and by is easily said.
Exit POLONIUS
Leave me, friends.
Exeunt all but HAMLET
Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,
And do such bitter business as the day
Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother.
O heart, lose not thy nature; let not ever
The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom:
Let me be cruel, not unnatural:
I will speak daggers to her, but use none;
My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites;
How in my words soever she be shent,
To give them seals never, my soul, consent!
Exit
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Act 3

Scene 3

A room in the castle.

Enter KING CLAUDIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN
3.3.1 KING CLAUDIUS
I like him not, nor stands it safe with us
To let his madness range. Therefore prepare you;
I your commission will forthwith dispatch,
And he to England shall along with you:
The terms of our estate may not endure
Hazard so dangerous as doth hourly grow
Out of his lunacies.
3.3.8 GUILDENSTERN
We will ourselves provide:
Most holy and religious fear it is
To keep those many many bodies safe
That live and feed upon your majesty.
3.3.12 ROSENCRANTZ
The single and peculiar life is bound,
With all the strength and armour of the mind,
To keep itself from noyance; but much more
That spirit upon whose weal depend and rest
The lives of many. The cease of majesty
Dies not alone; but, like a gulf, doth draw
What's near it with it: it is a massy wheel,
Fix'd on the summit of the highest mount,
To whose huge spokes ten thousand lesser things
Are mortised and adjoin'd; which, when it falls,
Each small annexment, petty consequence,
Attends the boisterous ruin. Never alone
Did the king sigh, but with a general groan.
3.3.25 KING CLAUDIUS
Arm you, I pray you, to this speedy voyage;
For we will fetters put upon this fear,
Which now goes too free-footed.
3.3.28 ROSENCRANTZ  and  GUILDENSTERN
We will haste us.
Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
Enter POLONIUS
3.3.29 LORD POLONIUS
My lord, he's going to his mother's closet:
Behind the arras I'll convey myself,
To hear the process; and warrant she'll tax him home:
And, as you said, and wisely was it said,
'Tis meet that some more audience than a mother,
Since nature makes them partial, should o'erhear
The speech, of vantage. Fare you well, my liege:
I'll call upon you ere you go to bed,
And tell you what I know.
3.3.38 KING CLAUDIUS
Thanks, dear my lord.
Exit POLONIUS
O, my offence is rank it smells to heaven;
It hath the primal eldest curse upon't,
A brother's murder. Pray can I not,
Though inclination be as sharp as will:
My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent;
And, like a man to double business bound,
I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
And both neglect. What if this cursed hand
Were thicker than itself with brother's blood,
Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens
To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy
But to confront the visage of offence?
And what's in prayer but this two-fold force,
To be forestalled ere we come to fall,
Or pardon'd being down? Then I'll look up;
My fault is past. But, O, what form of prayer
Can serve my turn? 'Forgive me my foul murder'?
That cannot be; since I am still possess'd
Of those effects for which I did the murder,
My crown, mine own ambition and my queen.
May one be pardon'd and retain the offence?
In the corrupted currents of this world
Offence's gilded hand may shove by justice,
And oft 'tis seen the wicked prize itself
Buys out the law: but 'tis not so above;
There is no shuffling, there the action lies
In his true nature; and we ourselves compell'd,
Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults,
To give in evidence. What then? what rests?
Try what repentance can: what can it not?
Yet what can it when one can not repent?
O wretched state! O bosom black as death!
O limed soul, that, struggling to be free,
Art more engaged! Help, angels! Make assay!
Bow, stubborn knees; and, heart with strings of steel,
Be soft as sinews of the newborn babe!
All may be well.
Retires and kneels
Enter HAMLET
3.3.76 HAMLET
Now might I do it pat, now he is praying;
And now I'll do't. And so he goes to heaven;
And so am I revenged. That would be scann'd:
A villain kills my father; and for that,
I, his sole son, do this same villain send
To heaven.
O, this is hire and salary, not revenge.
He took my father grossly, full of bread;
With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May;
And how his audit stands who knows save heaven?
But in our circumstance and course of thought,
'Tis heavy with him: and am I then revenged,
To take him in the purging of his soul,
When he is fit and season'd for his passage?
No!
Up, sword; and know thou a more horrid hent:
When he is drunk asleep, or in his rage,
Or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed;
At gaming, swearing, or about some act
That has no relish of salvation in't;
Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven,
And that his soul may be as damn'd and black
As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays:
This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.
Exit
3.3.100 KING CLAUDIUS
[Rising] My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:
Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
Exit
Contents

Act 3

Scene 4

The Queen's closet.

Enter QUEEN MARGARET and POLONIUS
3.4.1 LORD POLONIUS
He will come straight. Look you lay home to him:
Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with,
And that your grace hath screen'd and stood between
Much heat and him. I'll sconce me even here.
Pray you, be round with him.
3.4.6 HAMLET
[Within] Mother, mother, mother!
3.4.7 QUEEN GERTRUDE
I'll warrant you,
Fear me not: withdraw, I hear him coming.
POLONIUS hides behind the arras
Enter HAMLET
3.4.9 HAMLET
Now, mother, what's the matter?
3.4.10 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
3.4.11 HAMLET
Mother, you have my father much offended.
3.4.12 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.
3.4.13 HAMLET
Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
3.4.14 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Why, how now, Hamlet!
3.4.15 HAMLET
What's the matter now?
3.4.16 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Have you forgot me?
3.4.17 HAMLET
No, by the rood, not so:
You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife;
And – would it were not so! – you are my mother.
3.4.20 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Nay, then, I'll set those to you that can speak.
3.4.21 HAMLET
Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge;
You go not till I set you up a glass
Where you may see the inmost part of you.
3.4.24 QUEEN GERTRUDE
What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me?
Help, help, ho!
3.4.26 LORD POLONIUS
[Behind] What, ho! help, help, help!
3.4.27 HAMLET
[Drawing] How now! a rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
Makes a pass through the arras
3.4.28 LORD POLONIUS
[Behind] O, I am slain!
Falls and dies
3.4.29 QUEEN GERTRUDE
O me, what hast thou done?
3.4.30 HAMLET
Nay, I know not:
Is it the king?
3.4.32 QUEEN GERTRUDE
O, what a rash and bloody deed is this!
3.4.33 HAMLET
A bloody deed! almost as bad, good mother,
As kill a king, and marry with his brother.
3.4.35 QUEEN GERTRUDE
As kill a king!
3.4.36 HAMLET
Ay, lady, 'twas my word.
Lifts up the arras and discovers POLONIUS
Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell!
I took thee for thy better: take thy fortune;
Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger.
Leave wringing of your hands: peace! sit you down,
And let me wring your heart; for so I shall,
If it be made of penetrable stuff,
If damned custom have not brass'd it so
That it is proof and bulwark against sense.
3.4.45 QUEEN GERTRUDE
What have I done, that thou darest wag thy tongue
In noise so rude against me?
3.4.47 HAMLET
Such an act
That blurs the grace and blush of modesty,
Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose
From the fair forehead of an innocent love
And sets a blister there, makes marriage-vows
As false as dicers' oaths: O, such a deed
As from the body of contraction plucks
The very soul, and sweet religion makes
A rhapsody of words: heaven's face doth glow:
Yea, this solidity and compound mass,
With tristful visage, as against the doom,
Is thought-sick at the act.
3.4.59 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Ay me, what act,
That roars so loud, and thunders in the index?
3.4.61 HAMLET
Look here, upon this picture, and on this,
The counterfeit presentment of two brothers.
See, what a grace was seated on this brow;
Hyperion's curls; the front of Jove himself;
An eye like Mars, to threaten and command;
A station like the herald Mercury
New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill;
A combination and a form indeed,
Where every god did seem to set his seal,
To give the world assurance of a man:
This was your husband. Look you now, what follows:
Here is your husband; like a mildew'd ear,
Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes?
Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed,
And batten on this moor? Ha! have you eyes?
You cannot call it love; for at your age
The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble,
And waits upon the judgment: and what judgment
Would step from this to this? Sense, sure, you have,
Else could you not have motion; but sure, that sense
Is apoplex'd; for madness would not err,
Nor sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd
But it reserved some quantity of choice,
To serve in such a difference. What devil was't
That thus hath cozen'd you at hoodman-blind?
Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,
Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
Or but a sickly part of one true sense
Could not so mope.
O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell,
If thou canst mutine in a matron's bones,
To flaming youth let virtue be as wax,
And melt in her own fire: proclaim no shame
When the compulsive ardour gives the charge,
Since frost itself as actively doth burn
And reason panders will.
3.4.97 QUEEN GERTRUDE
O Hamlet, speak no more:
Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul;
And there I see such black and grained spots
As will not leave their tinct.
3.4.101 HAMLET
Nay, but to live
In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love
Over the nasty sty, –
3.4.105 QUEEN GERTRUDE
O, speak to me no more;
These words, like daggers, enter in mine ears;
No more, sweet Hamlet!
3.4.108 HAMLET
A murderer and a villain;
A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe
Of your precedent lord; a vice of kings;
A cutpurse of the empire and the rule,
That from a shelf the precious diadem stole,
And put it in his pocket!
3.4.114 QUEEN GERTRUDE
No more!
3.4.115 HAMLET
A king of shreds and patches, –
Enter Ghost
Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings,
You heavenly guards! What would your gracious figure?
3.4.118 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Alas, he's mad!
3.4.119 HAMLET
Do you not come your tardy son to chide,
That, lapsed in time and passion, lets go by
The important acting of your dread command? O, say!
3.4.122 Ghost
Do not forget: this visitation
Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose.
But, look, amazement on thy mother sits:
O, step between her and her fighting soul:
Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works:
Speak to her, Hamlet.
3.4.128 HAMLET
How is it with you, lady?
3.4.129 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Alas, how is't with you,
That you do bend your eye on vacancy
And with the incorporal air do hold discourse?
Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep;
And, as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm,
Your bedded hair, like life in excrements,
Starts up, and stands on end. O gentle son,
Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper
Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look?
3.4.138 HAMLET
On him, on him! Look you, how pale he glares!
His form and cause conjoin'd, preaching to stones,
Would make them capable. Do not look upon me;
Lest with this piteous action you convert
My stern effects: then what I have to do
Will want true colour; tears perchance for blood.
3.4.144 QUEEN GERTRUDE
To whom do you speak this?
3.4.145 HAMLET
Do you see nothing there?
3.4.146 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Nothing at all; yet all that is I see.
3.4.147 HAMLET
Nor did you nothing hear?
3.4.148 QUEEN GERTRUDE
No, nothing but ourselves.
3.4.149 HAMLET
Why, look you there! look, how it steals away!
My father, in his habit as he lived!
Look, where he goes, even now, out at the portal!
Exit Ghost
3.4.152 QUEEN GERTRUDE
This the very coinage of your brain:
This bodiless creation ecstasy
Is very cunning in.
3.4.155 HAMLET
Ecstasy!
My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time,
And makes as healthful music: it is not madness
That I have utter'd: bring me to the test,
And I the matter will re-word; which madness
Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace,
Lay not that mattering unction to your soul,
That not your trespass, but my madness speaks:
It will but skin and film the ulcerous place,
Whilst rank corruption, mining all within,
Infects unseen. Confess yourself to heaven;
Repent what's past; avoid what is to come;
And do not spread the compost on the weeds,
To make them ranker. Forgive me this my virtue;
For in the fatness of these pursy times
Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg,
Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good.
3.4.172 QUEEN GERTRUDE
O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain.
3.4.173 HAMLET
O, throw away the worser part of it,
And live the purer with the other half.
Good night: but go not to mine uncle's bed;
Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
That monster, custom, who all sense doth eat,
Of habits devil, is angel yet in this,
That to the use of actions fair and good
He likewise gives a frock or livery,
That aptly is put on. Refrain tonight,
And that shall lend a kind of easiness
To the next abstinence: the next more easy;
For use almost can change the stamp of nature,
And either [master] the devil, or throw him out
With wondrous potency. Once more, good night:
And when you are desirous to be bless'd,
I'll blessing beg of you. For this same lord,
Pointing to POLONIUS
I do repent: but heaven hath pleased it so,
To punish me with this and this with me,
That I must be their scourge and minister.
I will bestow him, and will answer well
The death I gave him. So, again, good night.
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
One word more, good lady.
3.4.197 QUEEN GERTRUDE
What shall I do?
3.4.198 HAMLET
Not this, by no means, that I bid you do:
Let the bloat king tempt you again to bed;
Pinch wanton on your cheek; call you his mouse;
And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses,
Or paddling in your neck with his damn'd fingers,
Make you to ravel all this matter out,
That I essentially am not in madness,
But mad in craft. 'Twere good you let him know;
For who, that's but a queen, fair, sober, wise,
Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib,
Such dear concernings hide? who would do so?
No, in despite of sense and secrecy,
Unpeg the basket on the house's top.
Let the birds fly, and, like the famous ape,
To try conclusions, in the basket creep,
And break your own neck down.
3.4.214 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Be thou assured, if words be made of breath,
And breath of life, I have no life to breathe
What thou hast said to me.
3.4.217 HAMLET
I must to England; you know that?
3.4.218 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Alack,
I had forgot: 'tis so concluded on.
3.4.220 HAMLET
There's letters seal'd: and my two schoolfellows,
Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd,
They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way,
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard: and 't shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines,
And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,
When in one line two crafts directly meet.
This man shall set me packing:
I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.
Mother, good night. Indeed this counsellor
Is now most still, most secret and most grave,
Who was in life a foolish prating knave.
Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you.
Good night, mother.
Exeunt severally; HAMLET dragging in POLONIUS
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Act 4

Scene 1

A room in the castle.

Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN
4.1.1 KING CLAUDIUS
There's matter in these sighs, these profound heaves:
You must translate: 'tis fit we understand them.
Where is your son?
4.1.4 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Bestow this place on us a little while.
Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
Ah, my good lord, what have I seen tonight!
4.1.6 KING CLAUDIUS
What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?
4.1.7 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Mad as the sea and wind, when both contend
Which is the mightier: in his lawless fit,
Behind the arras hearing something stir,
Whips out his rapier, cries, 'A rat, a rat!'
And, in this brainish apprehension, kills
The unseen good old man.
4.1.13 KING CLAUDIUS
O heavy deed!
It had been so with us, had we been there:
His liberty is full of threats to all;
To you yourself, to us, to every one.
Alas, how shall this bloody deed be answer'd?
It will be laid to us, whose providence
Should have kept short, restrain'd and out of haunt,
This mad young man: but so much was our love,
We would not understand what was most fit;
But, like the owner of a foul disease,
To keep it from divulging, let it feed
Even on the pith of Life. Where is he gone?
4.1.25 QUEEN GERTRUDE
To draw apart the body he hath kill'd:
O'er whom his very madness, like some ore
Among a mineral of metals base,
Shows itself pure; he weeps for what is done.
4.1.29 KING CLAUDIUS
O Gertrude, come away!
The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch,
But we will ship him hence: and this vile deed
We must, with all our majesty and skill,
Both countenance and excuse. Ho, Guildenstern!
Re-enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
Friends both, go join you with some further aid:
Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain,
And from his mother's closet hath he dragg'd him:
Go seek him out; speak fair, and bring the body
Into the chapel. I pray you, haste in this.
Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
Come, Gertrude, we'll call up our wisest friends;
And let them know, both what we mean to do,
And what's untimely done [So haply slander –
Whose whisper o'er the world's diameter,
As level as the cannon to his blank,
Transports his poison'd shot, may miss our name,
And hit the woundless air.] O, come away!
My soul is full of discord and dismay.
Exeunt
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Act 4

Scene 2

Another room in the castle.

Enter HAMLET
4.2.1 HAMLET
Safely stowed.
4.2.2 ROSENCRANTZ  and  GUILDENSTERN
[Within] Hamlet! Lord Hamlet!
4.2.3 HAMLET
What noise? who calls on Hamlet?
O, here they come.
Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
4.2.5 ROSENCRANTZ
What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?
4.2.6 HAMLET
Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin.
4.2.7 ROSENCRANTZ
Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it thence
And bear it to the chapel.
4.2.9 HAMLET
Do not believe it.
4.2.10 ROSENCRANTZ
Believe what?
4.2.11 HAMLET
That I can keep your counsel and not mine own.
Besides, to be demanded of a sponge! what
replication should be made by the son of a king?
4.2.14 ROSENCRANTZ
Take you me for a sponge, my lord?
4.2.15 HAMLET
Ay, sir, that soaks up the king's countenance, his
rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the
king best service in the end: he keeps them, like
an ape, in the corner of his jaw; first mouthed, to
be last swallowed: when he needs what you have
gleaned, it is but squeezing you, and, sponge, you
shall be dry again.
4.2.22 ROSENCRANTZ
I understand you not, my lord.
4.2.23 HAMLET
I am glad of it: a knavish speech sleeps in a
foolish ear.
4.2.25 ROSENCRANTZ
My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go
with us to the king.
4.2.27 HAMLET
The body is with the king, but the king is not with
the body. The king is a thing –
4.2.29 GUILDENSTERN
A thing, my lord!
4.2.30 HAMLET
Of nothing: bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after.
Exeunt
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Act 4

Scene 3

Another room in the castle.

Enter KING CLAUDIUS, attended
4.3.1 KING CLAUDIUS
I have sent to seek him, and to find the body.
How dangerous is it that this man goes loose!
Yet must not we put the strong law on him:
He's loved of the distracted multitude,
Who like not in their judgment, but their eyes;
And where tis so, the offender's scourge is weigh'd,
But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even,
This sudden sending him away must seem
Deliberate pause: diseases desperate grown
By desperate appliance are relieved,
Or not at all.
Enter ROSENCRANTZ
How now! what hath befall'n?
4.3.13 ROSENCRANTZ
Where the dead body is bestow'd, my lord,
We cannot get from him.
4.3.15 KING CLAUDIUS
But where is he?
4.3.16 ROSENCRANTZ
Without, my lord; guarded, to know your pleasure.
4.3.17 KING CLAUDIUS
Bring him before us.
4.3.18 ROSENCRANTZ
Ho, Guildenstern! bring in my lord.
Enter HAMLET and GUILDENSTERN
4.3.19 KING CLAUDIUS
Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius?
4.3.20 HAMLET
At supper.
4.3.21 KING CLAUDIUS
At supper! where?
4.3.22 HAMLET
Not where he eats, but where he is eaten: a certain
convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your
worm is your only emperor for diet: we fat all
creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for
maggots: your fat king and your lean beggar is but
variable service, two dishes, but to one table:
that's the end.
4.3.29 KING CLAUDIUS
[Alas, alas!
4.3.30 HAMLET
A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a
king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.]
4.3.32 KING CLAUDIUS
What dost you mean by this?
4.3.33 HAMLET
Nothing but to show you how a king may go a
progress through the guts of a beggar.
4.3.35 KING CLAUDIUS
Where is Polonius?
4.3.36 HAMLET
In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger
find him not there, seek him i' the other place
yourself. But indeed, if you find him not within
this month, you shall nose him as you go up the
stairs into the lobby.
4.3.41 KING CLAUDIUS
[To some Attendants] Go seek him there.
4.3.42 HAMLET
He will stay till ye come. [Exeunt Attendants]
4.3.43 KING CLAUDIUS
Hamlet, this deed, for thine especial safety, –
Which we do tender, as we dearly grieve
For that which thou hast done, – must send thee hence
With fiery quickness: therefore prepare thyself;
The bark is ready, and the wind at help,
The associates tend, and every thing is bent
For England.
4.3.50 HAMLET
For England!
4.3.51 KING CLAUDIUS
Ay, Hamlet.
4.3.52 HAMLET
Good.
4.3.53 KING CLAUDIUS
So is it, if thou knew'st our purposes.
4.3.54 HAMLET
I see a cherub that sees them. But, come; for
England! Farewell, dear mother.
4.3.56 KING CLAUDIUS
Thy loving father, Hamlet.
4.3.57 HAMLET
My mother: father and mother is man and wife; man
and wife is one flesh; and so, my mother. Come, for England!
Exit
4.3.59 KING CLAUDIUS
Follow him at foot; tempt him with speed aboard;
Delay it not; I'll have him hence tonight:
Away! for every thing is seal'd and done
That else leans on the affair: pray you, make haste.
Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
And, England, if my love thou hold'st at aught –
As my great power thereof may give thee sense,
Since yet thy cicatrice looks raw and red
After the Danish sword, and thy free awe
Pays homage to us – thou mayst not coldly set
Our sovereign process; which imports at full,
By letters congruing to that effect,
The present death of Hamlet. Do it, England;
For like the hectic in my blood he rages,
And thou must cure me: till I know 'tis done,
Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun.
Exit
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Act 4

Scene 4

A plain in Denmark.

Enter FORTINBRAS, a Captain, and Soldiers, marching
4.4.1 PRINCE FORTINBRAS
Go, captain, from me greet the Danish king;
Tell him that, by his licence, Fortinbras
Craves the conveyance of a promised march
Over his kingdom. You know the rendezvous.
If that his majesty would aught with us,
We shall express our duty in his eye;
And let him know so.
4.4.8 Captain
I will do't, my lord.
4.4.9 PRINCE FORTINBRAS
Go softly on.
Exeunt FORTINBRAS and Soldiers
Enter HAMLET, ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and others
4.4.10 HAMLET
Good sir, whose powers are these?
4.4.11 Captain
They are of Norway, sir.
4.4.12 HAMLET
How purposed, sir, I pray you?
4.4.13 Captain
Against some part of Poland.
4.4.14 HAMLET
Who commands them, sir?
4.4.15 Captain
The nephews to old Norway, Fortinbras.
4.4.16 HAMLET
Goes it against the main of Poland, sir,
Or for some frontier?
4.4.18 Captain
Truly to speak, and with no addition,
We go to gain a little patch of ground
That hath in it no profit but the name.
To pay five ducats, five, I would not farm it;
Nor will it yield to Norway or the Pole
A ranker rate, should it be sold in fee.
4.4.24 HAMLET
Why, then the Polack never will defend it.
4.4.25 Captain
Yes, it is already garrison'd.
4.4.26 HAMLET
Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats
Will not debate the question of this straw:
This is the imposthume of much wealth and peace,
That inward breaks, and shows no cause without
Why the man dies. I humbly thank you, sir.
4.4.31 Captain
God be wi' you, sir.
Exit
4.4.32 ROSENCRANTZ
Wilt please you go, my lord?
4.4.33 HAMLET
I'll be with you straight go a little before.
Exeunt all except HAMLET
How all occasions do inform against me,
And spur my dull revenge! What is a man,
If his chief good and market of his time
Be but to sleep and feed? a beast, no more.
Sure, he that made us with such large discourse,
Looking before and after, gave us not
That capability and god-like reason
To fust in us unused. Now, whether it be
Bestial oblivion, or some craven scruple
Of thinking too precisely on the event,
A thought which, quarter'd, hath but one part wisdom
And ever three parts coward, I do not know
Why yet I live to say 'This thing's to do;'
Sith I have cause and will and strength and means
To do't. Examples gross as earth exhort me:
Witness this army of such mass and charge
Led by a delicate and tender prince,
Whose spirit with divine ambition puff'd
Makes mouths at the invisible event,
Exposing what is mortal and unsure
To all that fortune, death and danger dare,
Even for an egg-shell. Rightly to be great
Is not to stir without great argument,
But greatly to find quarrel in a straw
When honour's at the stake. How stand I then,
That have a father kill'd, a mother stain'd,
Excitements of my reason and my blood,
And let all sleep? while, to my shame, I see
The imminent death of twenty thousand men,
That, for a fantasy and trick of fame,
Go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot
Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause,
Which is not tomb enough and continent
To hide the slain? O, from this time forth,
My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth!
Exit
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Act 4

Scene 5

Elsinore. A room in the castle.

Enter QUEEN GERTRUDE, HORATIO, and a Gentleman
4.5.1 QUEEN GERTRUDE
I will not speak with her.
4.5.2 Gentleman
She is importunate, indeed distract:
Her mood will needs be pitied.
4.5.4 QUEEN GERTRUDE
What would she have?
4.5.5 Gentleman
She speaks much of her father; says she hears
There's tricks i' the world; and hems, and beats her heart;
Spurns enviously at straws; speaks things in doubt,
That carry but half sense: her speech is nothing,
Yet the unshaped use of it doth move
The hearers to collection; they aim at it,
And botch the words up fit to their own thoughts;
Which, as her winks, and nods, and gestures
yield them,
Indeed would make one think there might be thought,
Though nothing sure, yet much unhappily.
4.5.16 HORATIO
'Twere good she were spoken with; for she may strew
Dangerous conjectures in ill-breeding minds.
4.5.18 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Let her come in.
Exit HORATIO
To my sick soul, as sin's true nature is,
Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss:
So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Re-enter HORATIO, with OPHELIA
4.5.23 OPHELIA
Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark?
4.5.24 QUEEN GERTRUDE
How now, Ophelia!
4.5.25 OPHELIA
[Sings] How should I your true love know
From another one?
By his cockle hat and staff,
And his sandal shoon.
4.5.29 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Alas, sweet lady, what imports this song?
4.5.30 OPHELIA
Say you? nay, pray you, mark.
[Sings] He is dead and gone, lady,
He is dead and gone;
At his head a grass-green turf,
At his heels a stone.
4.5.35 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Nay, but, Ophelia, –
4.5.36 OPHELIA
Pray you, mark.
[Sings] White his shroud as the mountain snow, –
Enter KING CLAUDIUS
4.5.38 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Alas, look here, my lord.
4.5.39 OPHELIA
[Sings] Larded with sweet flowers
Which bewept to the grave did go
With true-love showers.
4.5.42 KING CLAUDIUS
How do you, pretty lady?
4.5.43 OPHELIA
Well, God 'ild you! They say the owl was a baker's
daughter. Lord, we know what we are, but know not
what we may be. God be at your table!
4.5.46 KING CLAUDIUS
Conceit upon her father.
4.5.47 OPHELIA
Pray you, let's have no words of this; but when they
ask you what it means, say you this:
[Sings] Tomorrow is Saint Valentine's day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine.
Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes,
And dupp'd the chamber-door;
Let in the maid, that out a maid
Never departed more.
4.5.57 KING CLAUDIUS
Pretty Ophelia!
4.5.58 OPHELIA
Indeed, la, without an oath, I'll make an end on't:
[Sings] By Gis and by Saint Charity,
Alack, and fie for shame!
Young men will do't, if they come to't;
By cock, they are to blame.
Quoth she, before you tumbled me,
You promised me to wed.
So would I ha' done, by yonder sun,
An thou hadst not come to my bed.
4.5.67 KING CLAUDIUS
How long hath she been thus?
4.5.68 OPHELIA
I hope all will be well. We must be patient: but I
cannot choose but weep, to think they should lay him
i' the cold ground. My brother shall know of it:
and so I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my
coach! Good night, ladies; good night, sweet ladies;
good night, good night.
Exit
4.5.74 KING CLAUDIUS
Follow her close; give her good watch,
I pray you.
Exit HORATIO
O, this is the poison of deep grief; it springs
All from her father's death. O Gertrude, Gertrude,
When sorrows come, they come not single spies
But in battalions. First, her father slain:
Next, your son gone; and he most violent author
Of his own just remove: the people muddied,
Thick and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers,
For good Polonius' death; and we have done but greenly,
In hugger-mugger to inter him: poor Ophelia
Divided from herself and her fair judgment,
Without the which we are pictures, or mere beasts:
Last, and as much containing as all these,
Her brother is in secret come from France;
Feeds on his wonder, keeps himself in clouds,
And wants not buzzers to infect his ear
With pestilent speeches of his father's death;
Wherein necessity, of matter beggar'd,
Will nothing stick our person to arraign
In ear and ear. O my dear Gertrude, this,
Like to a murdering-piece, in many places
Gives me superfluous death.
A noise within
4.5.97 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Alack, what noise is this?
4.5.98 KING CLAUDIUS
Where are my Switzers? Let them guard the door.
Enter another Gentleman
What is the matter?
4.5.100 Gentleman
Save yourself, my lord:
The ocean, overpeering of his list,
Eats not the flats with more impetuous haste
Than young Laertes, in a riotous head,
O'erbears your officers. The rabble call him lord;
And, as the world were now but to begin,
Antiquity forgot, custom not known,
The ratifiers and props of every word,
They cry 'Choose we: Laertes shall be king:'
Caps, hands, and tongues, applaud it to the clouds:
'Laertes shall be king, Laertes king!'
4.5.111 QUEEN GERTRUDE
How cheerfully on the false trail they cry!
O, this is counter, you false Danish dogs!
4.5.113 KING CLAUDIUS
The doors are broke.
Noise within
Enter LAERTES, armed; Danes following
4.5.114 LAERTES
Where is this king? Sirs, stand you all without.
4.5.115 Danes
No, let's come in.
4.5.116 LAERTES
I pray you, give me leave.
4.5.117 Danes
We will, we will.
They retire without the door
4.5.118 LAERTES
I thank you: keep the door. O thou vile king,
Give me my father!
4.5.120 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Calmly, good Laertes.
4.5.121 LAERTES
That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me bastard,
Cries cuckold to my father, brands the harlot
Even here, between the chaste unsmirched brow
Of my true mother.
4.5.125 KING CLAUDIUS
What is the cause, Laertes,
That thy rebellion looks so giant-like?
Let him go, Gertrude; do not fear our person:
There's such divinity doth hedge a king,
That treason can but peep to what it would,
Acts little of his will. Tell me, Laertes,
Why thou art thus incensed. Let him go, Gertrude.
Speak, man.
4.5.133 LAERTES
Where is my father?
4.5.134 KING CLAUDIUS
Dead.
4.5.135 QUEEN GERTRUDE
But not by him.
4.5.136 KING CLAUDIUS
Let him demand his fill.
4.5.137 LAERTES
How came he dead? I'll not be juggled with:
To hell, allegiance! vows, to the blackest devil!
Conscience and grace, to the profoundest pit!
I dare damnation. To this point I stand,
That both the worlds I give to negligence,
Let come what comes; only I'll be revenged
Most thoroughly for my father.
4.5.144 KING CLAUDIUS
Who shall stay you?
4.5.145 LAERTES
My will, not all the world:
And for my means, I'll husband them so well,
They shall go far with little.
4.5.148 KING CLAUDIUS
Good Laertes,
If you desire to know the certainty
Of your dear father's death, is't writ in your revenge,
That, swoopstake, you will draw both friend and foe,
Winner and loser?
4.5.153 LAERTES
None but his enemies.
4.5.154 KING CLAUDIUS
Will you know them then?
4.5.155 LAERTES
To his good friends thus wide I'll ope my arms;
And like the kind life-rendering pelican,
Repast them with my blood.
4.5.158 KING CLAUDIUS
Why, now you speak
Like a good child and a true gentleman.
That I am guiltless of your father's death,
And am most sensible in grief for it,
It shall as level to your judgment pierce
As day does to your eye.
4.5.164 Danes
[Within] Let her come in.
4.5.165 LAERTES
How now! what noise is that?
Re-enter OPHELIA
O heat, dry up my brains! tears seven times salt,
Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye!
By heaven, thy madness shall be paid by weight,
Till our scale turn the beam. O rose of May!
Dear maid, kind sister, sweet Ophelia!
O heavens! is't possible, a young maid's wits
Should be as moral as an old man's life?
Nature is fine in love, and where 'tis fine,
It sends some precious instance of itself
After the thing it loves.
4.5.176 OPHELIA
[Sings] They bore him barefaced on the bier;
Hey non nonny, nonny, hey nonny;
And in his grave rain'd many a tear: –
Fare you well, my dove!
4.5.180 LAERTES
Hadst thou thy wits, and didst persuade revenge,
It could not move thus.
4.5.182 OPHELIA
[Sings] You must sing a-down a-down,
An you call him a-down-a.
O, how the wheel becomes it! It is the false
steward, that stole his master's daughter.
4.5.186 LAERTES
This nothing's more than matter.
4.5.187 OPHELIA
There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray,
love, remember: and there is pansies. that's for thoughts.
4.5.189 LAERTES
A document in madness, thoughts and remembrance fitted.
4.5.190 OPHELIA
There's fennel for you, and columbines: there's rue
for you; and here's some for me: we may call it
herb-grace o' Sundays: O you must wear your rue with
a difference. There's a daisy: I would give you
some violets, but they withered all when my father
died: they say he made a good end, –
[Sings] For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy.
4.5.197 LAERTES
Thought and affliction, passion, hell itself,
She turns to favour and to prettiness.
4.5.199 OPHELIA
[Sings] And will he not come again?
And will he not come again?
No, no, he is dead:
Go to thy death-bed:
He never will come again.
His beard was as white as snow,
All flaxen was his poll:
He is gone, he is gone,
And we cast away moan:
God ha' mercy on his soul!
And of all Christian souls, I pray God. God be wi' ye.
Exit
4.5.210 LAERTES
Do you see this, O God?
4.5.211 KING CLAUDIUS
Laertes, I must commune with your grief,
Or you deny me right. Go but apart,
Make choice of whom your wisest friends you will.
And they shall hear and judge 'twixt you and me:
If by direct or by collateral hand
They find us touch'd, we will our kingdom give,
Our crown, our life, and all that we call ours,
To you in satisfaction; but if not,
Be you content to lend your patience to us,
And we shall jointly labour with your soul
To give it due content.
4.5.222 LAERTES
Let this be so;
His means of death, his obscure funeral –
No trophy, sword, nor hatchment o'er his bones,
No noble rite nor formal ostentation –
Cry to be heard, as 'twere from heaven to earth,
That I must call't in question.
4.5.228 KING CLAUDIUS
So you shall;
And where the offence is let the great axe fall.
I pray you, go with me.
Exeunt
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Act 4

Scene 6

Another room in the castle.

Enter HORATIO and a Servant
4.6.1 HORATIO
What are they that would speak with me?
4.6.2 Servant
Sailors, sir: they say they have letters for you.
4.6.3 HORATIO
Let them come in.
Exit Servant
I do not know from what part of the world
I should be greeted, if not from Lord Hamlet.
Enter Sailors
4.6.6 First Sailor
God bless you, sir.
4.6.7 HORATIO
Let him bless thee too.
4.6.8 First Sailor
He shall, sir, an't please him. There's a letter for
you, sir; it comes from the ambassador that was
bound for England; if your name be Horatio, as I am
let to know it is.
4.6.12 HORATIO
[Reads] 'Horatio, when thou shalt have overlooked
this, give these fellows some means to the king:
they have letters for him. Ere we were two days old
at sea, a pirate of very warlike appointment gave us
chase. Finding ourselves too slow of sail, we put on
a compelled valour, and in the grapple I boarded
them: on the instant they got clear of our ship; so
I alone became their prisoner. They have dealt with
me like thieves of mercy: but they knew what they
did; I am to do a good turn for them. Let the king
have the letters I have sent; and repair thou to me
with as much speed as thou wouldst fly death. I
have words to speak in thine ear will make thee
dumb; yet are they much too light for the bore of
the matter. These good fellows will bring thee
where I am. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern hold their
course for England: of them I have much to tell
thee. Farewell.
'He that thou knowest thine, HAMLET.'
Come, I will make you way for these your letters;
And do't the speedier, that you may direct me
To him from whom you brought them.
Exeunt
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Act 4

Scene 7

Another room in the castle.

Enter KING CLAUDIUS and LAERTES
4.7.1 KING CLAUDIUS
Now must your conscience my acquaintance seal,
And you must put me in your heart for friend,
Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear,
That he which hath your noble father slain
Pursued my life.
4.7.6 LAERTES
It well appears: but tell me
Why you proceeded not against these feats,
So crimeful and so capital in nature,
As by your safety, wisdom, all things else,
You mainly were stirr'd up.
4.7.11 KING CLAUDIUS
O, for two special reasons;
Which may to you, perhaps, seem much unsinew'd,
But yet to me they are strong. The queen his mother
Lives almost by his looks; and for myself –
My virtue or my plague, be it either which –
She's so conjunctive to my life and soul,
That, as the star moves not but in his sphere,
I could not but by her. The other motive,
Why to a public count I might not go,
Is the great love the general gender bear him;
Who, dipping all his faults in their affection,
Would, like the spring that turneth wood to stone,
Convert his gyves to graces; so that my arrows,
Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind,
Would have reverted to my bow again,
And not where I had aim'd them.
4.7.27 LAERTES
And so have I a noble father lost;
A sister driven into desperate terms,
Whose worth, if praises may go back again,
Stood challenger on mount of all the age
For her perfections: but my revenge will come.
4.7.32 KING CLAUDIUS
Break not your sleeps for that: you must not think
That we are made of stuff so flat and dull
That we can let our beard be shook with danger
And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more:
I loved your father, and we love ourself;
And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine –
Enter a Messenger
How now! what news?
4.7.39 Messenger
Letters, my lord, from Hamlet:
This to your majesty; this to the queen.
4.7.41 KING CLAUDIUS
From Hamlet! who brought them?
4.7.42 Messenger
Sailors, my lord, they say; I saw them not:
They were given me by Claudio; he received them
Of him that brought them.
4.7.45 KING CLAUDIUS
Laertes, you shall hear them. Leave us.
Exit Messenger
Reads
'High and mighty, You shall know I am set naked on
your kingdom. Tomorrow shall I beg leave to see
your kingly eyes: when I shall, first asking your
pardon thereunto, recount the occasion of my sudden
and more strange return. 'HAMLET.'
What should this mean? Are all the rest come back?
Or is it some abuse, and no such thing?
4.7.53 LAERTES
Know you the hand?
4.7.54 KING CLAUDIUS
'Tis Hamlets character. 'Naked!
And in a postscript here, he says 'alone.'
Can you advise me?
4.7.57 LAERTES
I'm lost in it, my lord. But let him come;
It warms the very sickness in my heart,
That I shall live and tell him to his teeth,
'Thus didest thou.'
4.7.61 KING CLAUDIUS
If it be so, Laertes –
As how should it be so? how otherwise? –
Will you be ruled by me?
4.7.64 LAERTES
Ay, my lord;
So you will not o'errule me to a peace.
4.7.66 KING CLAUDIUS
To thine own peace. If he be now return'd,
As checking at his voyage, and that he means
No more to undertake it, I will work him
To an exploit, now ripe in my device,
Under the which he shall not choose but fall:
And for his death no wind of blame shall breathe,
But even his mother shall uncharge the practise
And call it accident.
4.7.74 LAERTES
My lord, I will be ruled;
The rather, if you could devise it so
That I might be the organ.
4.7.77 KING CLAUDIUS
It falls right.
You have been talk'd of since your travel much,
And that in Hamlet's hearing, for a quality
Wherein, they say, you shine: your sum of parts
Did not together pluck such envy from him
As did that one, and that, in my regard,
Of the unworthiest siege.
4.7.84 LAERTES
What part is that, my lord?
4.7.85 KING CLAUDIUS
A very riband in the cap of youth,
Yet needful too; for youth no less becomes
The light and careless livery that it wears
Than settled age his sables and his weeds,
Importing health and graveness. Two months since,
Here was a gentleman of Normandy: –
I've seen myself, and served against, the French,
And they can well on horseback: but this gallant
Had witchcraft in't; he grew unto his seat;
And to such wondrous doing brought his horse,
As he had been incorpsed and demi-natured
With the brave beast: so far he topp'd my thought,
That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks,
Come short of what he did.
4.7.99 LAERTES
A Norman was't?
4.7.100 KING CLAUDIUS
A Norman.
4.7.101 LAERTES
Upon my life, Lamond.
4.7.102 KING CLAUDIUS
The very same.
4.7.103 LAERTES
I know him well: he is the brooch indeed
And gem of all the nation.
4.7.105 KING CLAUDIUS
He made confession of you,
And gave you such a masterly report
For art and exercise in your defence
And for your rapier most especially,
That he cried out, 'twould be a sight indeed,
If one could match you: the scrimers of their nation,
He swore, had neither motion, guard, nor eye,
If you opposed them. Sir, this report of his
Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy
That he could nothing do but wish and beg
Your sudden coming o'er, to play with him.
Now, out of this, –
4.7.117 LAERTES
What out of this, my lord?
4.7.118 KING CLAUDIUS
Laertes, was your father dear to you?
Or are you like the painting of a sorrow,
A face without a heart?
4.7.121 LAERTES
Why ask you this?
4.7.122 KING CLAUDIUS
Not that I think you did not love your father;
But that I know love is begun by time;
And that I see, in passages of proof,
Time qualifies the spark and fire of it.
There lives within the very flame of love
A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it;
And nothing is at a like goodness still;
For goodness, growing to a plurisy,
Dies in his own too much: that we would do
We should do when we would; for this 'would' changes
And hath abatements and delays as many
As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents;
And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh,
That hurts by easing. But, to the quick o' the ulcer: –
Hamlet comes back: what would you undertake,
To show yourself your father's son in deed
More than in words?
4.7.139 LAERTES
To cut his throat i' the church.
4.7.140 KING CLAUDIUS
No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize;
Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes,
Will you do this, keep close within your chamber.
Hamlet return'd shall know you are come home:
We'll put on those shall praise your excellence
And set a double varnish on the fame
The Frenchman gave you, bring you in fine together
And wager on your heads: he, being remiss,
Most generous and free from all contriving,
Will not peruse the foils; so that, with ease,
Or with a little shuffling, you may choose
A sword unbated, and in a pass of practise
Requite him for your father.
4.7.153 LAERTES
I will do't:
And, for that purpose, I'll anoint my sword.
I bought an unction of a mountebank,
So mortal that, but dip a knife in it,
Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare,
Collected from all simples that have virtue
Under the moon, can save the thing from death
That is but scratch'd withal: I'll touch my point
With this contagion, that, if I gall him slightly,
It may be death.
4.7.163 KING CLAUDIUS
Let's further think of this;
Weigh what convenience both of time and means
May fit us to our shape: if this should fail,
And that our drift look through our bad performance,
'Twere better not assay'd: therefore this project
Should have a back or second, that might hold,
If this should blast in proof. Soft! let me see:
We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings: I ha't.
When in your motion you are hot and dry –
As make your bouts more violent to that end –
And that he calls for drink, I'll have prepared him
A chalice for the nonce, whereon but sipping,
If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck,
Our purpose may hold there.
Enter QUEEN GERTRUDE
How now, sweet queen!
4.7.178 QUEEN GERTRUDE
One woe doth tread upon another's heel,
So fast they follow; your sister's drown'd, Laertes.
4.7.180 LAERTES
Drown'd! O, where?
4.7.181 QUEEN GERTRUDE
There is a willow grows aslant a brook,
That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;
There with fantastic garlands did she come
Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples
That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them:
There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds
Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;
When down her weedy trophies and herself
Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:
Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes;
As one incapable of her own distress,
Or like a creature native and indued
Unto that element: but long it could not be
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death.
4.7.199 LAERTES
Alas, then, she is drown'd?
4.7.200 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Drown'd, drown'd.
4.7.201 LAERTES
Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia,
And therefore I forbid my tears: but yet
It is our trick; nature her custom holds,
Let shame say what it will: when these are gone,
The woman will be out. Adieu, my lord:
I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze,
But that this folly douts it.
Exit
4.7.208 KING CLAUDIUS
Let's follow, Gertrude:
How much I had to do to calm his rage!
Now fear I this will give it start again;
Therefore let's follow.
Exeunt
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Act 5

Scene 1

A churchyard.

Enter two Clowns, with spades, &c.
5.1.1 First Clown
Is she to be buried in Christian burial that
wilfully seeks her own salvation?
5.1.3 Second Clown
I tell thee she is: and therefore make her grave
straight: the crowner hath sat on her, and finds it
Christian burial.
5.1.6 First Clown
How can that be, unless she drowned herself in her
own defence?
5.1.8 Second Clown
Why, 'tis found so.
5.1.9 First Clown
It must be 'se offendendo;' it cannot be else. For
here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly,
it argues an act: and an act hath three branches: it
is, to act, to do, to perform: argal, she drowned
herself wittingly.
5.1.14 Second Clown
Nay, but hear you, goodman delver, –
5.1.15 First Clown
Give me leave. Here lies the water; good: here
stands the man; good; if the man go to this water,
and drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he
goes, – mark you that; but if the water come to him
and drown him, he drowns not himself: argal, he
that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life.
5.1.21 Second Clown
But is this law?
5.1.22 First Clown
Ay, marry, is't; crowner's quest law.
5.1.23 Second Clown
Will you ha' the truth on't? If this had not been
a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out o'
Christian burial.
5.1.26 First Clown
Why, there thou say'st: and the more pity that
great folk should have countenance in this world to
drown or hang themselves, more than their even
Christian. Come, my spade. There is no ancient
gentleman but gardeners, ditchers, and grave-makers:
they hold up Adam's profession.
5.1.32 Second Clown
Was he a gentleman?
5.1.33 First Clown
He was the first that ever bore arms.
5.1.34 Second Clown
Why, he had none.
5.1.35 First Clown
What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the
Scripture? The Scripture says 'Adam digged:'
could he dig without arms? I'll put another
question to thee: if thou answerest me not to the
purpose, confess thyself –
5.1.40 Second Clown
Go to.
5.1.41 First Clown
What is he that builds stronger than either the
mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?
5.1.43 Second Clown
The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a
thousand tenants.
5.1.45 First Clown
I like thy wit well, in good faith: the gallows
does well; but how does it well? it does well to
those that do ill: now thou dost ill to say the
gallows is built stronger than the church: argal,
the gallows may do well to thee. To't again, come.
5.1.50 Second Clown
'Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or
a carpenter?'
5.1.52 First Clown
Ay, tell me that, and unyoke.
5.1.53 Second Clown
Marry, now I can tell.
5.1.54 First Clown
To't.
5.1.55 Second Clown
Mass, I cannot tell.
Enter HAMLET and HORATIO, at a distance
5.1.56 First Clown
Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull
ass will not mend his pace with beating; and, when
you are asked this question next, say 'a
grave-maker: 'the houses that he makes last till
doomsday. Go, get thee to Yaughan: fetch me a
stoup of liquor.
Exit Second Clown
He digs and sings
In youth, when I did love, did love,
Methought it was very sweet,
To contract, O, the time, for, ah, my behove,
O, methought, there was nothing meet.
5.1.66 HAMLET
Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he
sings at grave-making?
5.1.68 HORATIO
Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness.
5.1.69 HAMLET
'Tis e'en so: the hand of little employment hath
the daintier sense.
5.1.71 First Clown
[Sings] But age, with his stealing steps,
Hath claw'd me in his clutch,
And hath shipped me intil the land,
As if I had never been such.
Throws up a skull
5.1.75 HAMLET
That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once:
how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were
Cain's jaw-bone, that did the first murder! It
might be the pate of a politician, which this ass
now o'er-reaches; one that would circumvent God,
might it not?
5.1.81 HORATIO
It might, my lord.
5.1.82 HAMLET
Or of a courtier; which could say 'Good morrow,
sweet lord! How dost thou, good lord?' This might
be my lord such-a-one, that praised my lord
such-a-one's horse, when he meant to beg it; might it not?
5.1.86 HORATIO
Ay, my lord.
5.1.87 HAMLET
Why, e'en so: and now my Lady Worm's; chapless, and
knocked about the mazzard with a sexton's spade:
here's fine revolution, an we had the trick to
see't. Did these bones cost no more the breeding,
but to play at loggats with 'em? mine ache to think on't.
5.1.92 First Clown
[Sings] A pick-axe, and a spade, a spade,
For and a shrouding sheet:
O, a pit of clay for to be made
For such a guest is meet.
Throws up another skull
5.1.96 HAMLET
There's another: why may not that be the skull of a
lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his quillets,
his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? why does he
suffer this rude knave now to knock him about the
sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him of
his action of battery? Hum! This fellow might be
in's time a great buyer of land, with his statutes,
his recognizances, his fines, his double vouchers,
his recoveries: is this the fine of his fines, and
the recovery of his recoveries, to have his fine
pate full of fine dirt? will his vouchers vouch him
no more of his purchases, and double ones too, than
the length and breadth of a pair of indentures? The
very conveyances of his lands will hardly lie in
this box; and must the inheritor himself have no more, ha?
5.1.111 HORATIO
Not a jot more, my lord.
5.1.112 HAMLET
Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
5.1.113 HORATIO
Ay, my lord, and of calf-skins too.
5.1.114 HAMLET
They are sheep and calves which seek out assurance
in that. I will speak to this fellow. Whose
grave's this, sirrah?
5.1.117 First Clown
Mine, sir.
[Sings] O, a pit of clay for to be made
For such a guest is meet.
5.1.120 HAMLET
I think it be thine, indeed; for thou liest in't.
5.1.121 First Clown
You lie out on't, sir, and therefore it is not
yours: for my part, I do not lie in't, and yet it is mine.
5.1.123 HAMLET
'Thou dost lie in't, to be in't and say it is thine:
'tis for the dead, not for the quick; therefore thou liest.
5.1.125 First Clown
'Tis a quick lie, sir; 'twill away gain, from me to
you.
5.1.127 HAMLET
What man dost thou dig it for?
5.1.128 First Clown
For no man, sir.
5.1.129 HAMLET
What woman, then?
5.1.130 First Clown
For none, neither.
5.1.131 HAMLET
Who is to be buried in't?
5.1.132 First Clown
One that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul, she's dead.
5.1.133 HAMLET
How absolute the knave is! we must speak by the
card, or equivocation will undo us. By the Lord,
Horatio, these three years I have taken a note of
it; the age is grown so picked that the toe of the
peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier, he
gaffs his kibe. How long hast thou been a
grave-maker?
5.1.140 First Clown
Of all the days i' the year, I came to't that day
that our last king Hamlet overcame Fortinbras.
5.1.142 HAMLET
How long is that since?
5.1.143 First Clown
Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that: it
was the very day that young Hamlet was born; he that
is mad, and sent into England.
5.1.146 HAMLET
Ay, marry, why was he sent into England?
5.1.147 First Clown
Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his wits
there; or, if he do not, it's no great matter there.
5.1.149 HAMLET
Why?
5.1.150 First Clown
'Twill, a not be seen in him there; there the men
are as mad as he.
5.1.152 HAMLET
How came he mad?
5.1.153 First Clown
Very strangely, they say.
5.1.154 HAMLET
How strangely?
5.1.155 First Clown
Faith, e'en with losing his wits.
5.1.156 HAMLET
Upon what ground?
5.1.157 First Clown
Why, here in Denmark: I have been sexton here, man
and boy, thirty years.
5.1.159 HAMLET
How long will a man lie i' the earth ere he rot?
5.1.160 First Clown
I' faith, if he be not rotten before he die – as we
have many pocky corses now-a-days, that will scarce
hold the laying in – he will last you some eight year
or nine year: a tanner will last you nine year.
5.1.164 HAMLET
Why he more than another?
5.1.165 First Clown
Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade, that
he will keep out water a great while; and your water
is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body.
Here's a skull now; this skull has lain in the earth
three and twenty years.
5.1.170 HAMLET
Whose was it?
5.1.171 First Clown
A whoreson mad fellow's it was: whose do you think it was?
5.1.172 HAMLET
Nay, I know not.
5.1.173 First Clown
A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! a' poured a
flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull,
sir, was Yorick's skull, the king's jester.
5.1.176 HAMLET
This?
5.1.177 First Clown
E'en that.
5.1.178 HAMLET
Let me see.
Takes the skull
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
5.1.192 HORATIO
What's that, my lord?
5.1.193 HAMLET
Dost thou think Alexander looked o' this fashion i'
the earth?
5.1.195 HORATIO
E'en so.
5.1.196 HAMLET
And smelt so? pah!
Puts down the skull
5.1.197 HORATIO
E'en so, my lord.
5.1.198 HAMLET
To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may
not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander,
till he find it stopping a bung-hole?
5.1.201 HORATIO
'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.
5.1.202 HAMLET
No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with
modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: as
thus: Alexander died, Alexander was buried,
Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of
earth we make loam; and why of that loam, whereto he
was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
Might stop a hole to keep the wind away:
O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
Should patch a wall to expel the winter flaw!
But soft! but soft! aside: here comes the king.
Enter Priest, &c. in procession; the Corpse of OPHELIA, LAERTES and Mourners following; KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, their trains, &c.
The queen, the courtiers: who is this they follow?
And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken
The corse they follow did with desperate hand
Fordo its own life: 'twas of some estate.
Couch we awhile, and mark.
Retiring with HORATIO
5.1.218 LAERTES
What ceremony else?
5.1.219 HAMLET
That is Laertes,
A very noble youth: mark.
5.1.221 LAERTES
What ceremony else?
5.1.222 First Priest
Her obsequies have been as far enlarged
As we have warranties: her death was doubtful;
And, but that great command o'ersways the order,
She should in ground unsanctified have lodged
Till the last trumpet: for charitable prayers,
Shards, flints and pebbles should be thrown on her;
Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants,
Her maiden strewments and the bringing home
Of bell and burial.
5.1.231 LAERTES
Must there no more be done?
5.1.232 First Priest
No more be done:
We should profane the service of the dead
To sing a requiem and such rest to her
As to peace-parted souls.
5.1.236 LAERTES
Lay her i' the earth:
And from her fair and unpolluted flesh
May violets spring! I tell thee, churlish priest,
A ministering angel shall my sister be,
When thou liest howling.
5.1.241 HAMLET
What, the fair Ophelia!
5.1.242 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Sweets to the sweet: farewell!
Scattering flowers
I hoped thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife;
I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid,
And not have strew'd thy grave.
5.1.246 LAERTES
O, treble woe
Fall ten times treble on that cursed head,
Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense
Deprived thee of! Hold off the earth awhile,
Till I have caught her once more in mine arms:
Leaps into the grave
Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead,
Till of this flat a mountain you have made,
To o'ertop old Pelion, or the skyish head
Of blue Olympus.
5.1.255 HAMLET
[Advancing] What is he whose grief
Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow
Conjures the wandering stars, and makes them stand
Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I,
Hamlet the Dane.
Leaps into the grave
5.1.260 LAERTES
The devil take thy soul!
Grappling with him
5.1.261 HAMLET
Thou pray'st not well.
I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat;
For, though I am not splenitive and rash,
Yet have I something in me dangerous,
Which let thy wiseness fear: hold off thy hand.
5.1.266 KING CLAUDIUS
Pluck them asunder.
5.1.267 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Hamlet, Hamlet!
5.1.268 All
Gentlemen, –
5.1.269 HORATIO
Good my lord, be quiet.
The Attendants part them, and they come out of the grave
5.1.270 HAMLET
Why I will fight with him upon this theme
Until my eyelids will no longer wag.
5.1.272 QUEEN GERTRUDE
O my son, what theme?
5.1.273 HAMLET
I loved Ophelia: forty thousand brothers
Could not, with all their quantity of love,
Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?
5.1.276 KING CLAUDIUS
O, he is mad, Laertes.
5.1.277 QUEEN GERTRUDE
For love of God, forbear him.
5.1.278 HAMLET
'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do:
Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself?
Woo't drink up eisel? eat a crocodile?
I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine?
To outface me with leaping in her grave?
Be buried quick with her, and so will I:
And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
I'll rant as well as thou.
5.1.289 QUEEN GERTRUDE
This is mere madness:
And thus awhile the fit will work on him;
Anon, as patient as the female dove,
When that her golden couplets are disclosed,
His silence will sit drooping.
5.1.294 HAMLET
Hear you, sir;
What is the reason that you use me thus?
I loved you ever: but it is no matter;
Let Hercules himself do what he may,
The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
Exit
5.1.299 KING CLAUDIUS
I pray you, good Horatio, wait upon him.
Exit HORATIO
To LAERTES
Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech;
We'll put the matter to the present push.
Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son.
This grave shall have a living monument:
An hour of quiet shortly shall we see;
Till then, in patience our proceeding be.
Exeunt
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Act 5

Scene 2

An hall in the castle.

Enter HAMLET and HORATIO
5.2.1 HAMLET
So much for this, sir: now shall you see the other;
You do remember all the circumstance?
5.2.3 HORATIO
Remember it, my lord?
5.2.4 HAMLET
Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting,
That would not let me sleep: methought I lay
Worse than the mutines in the bilboes. Rashly,
And praised be rashness for it, let us know,
Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well,
When our deep plots do pall: and that should teach us
There's a divinity that shapes our ends,
Rough-hew them how we will, –
5.2.12 HORATIO
That is most certain.
5.2.13 HAMLET
Up from my cabin,
My sea-gown scarf'd about me, in the dark
Groped I to find out them; had my desire.
Finger'd their packet, and in fine withdrew
To mine own room again; making so bold,
My fears forgetting manners, to unseal
Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio, –
O royal knavery! – an exact command,
Larded with many several sorts of reasons
Importing Denmark's health and England's too,
With, ho! such bugs and goblins in my life,
That, on the supervise, no leisure bated,
No, not to stay the grinding of the axe,
My head should be struck off.
5.2.27 HORATIO
Is't possible?
5.2.28 HAMLET
Here's the commission: read it at more leisure.
But wilt thou hear me how I did proceed?
5.2.30 HORATIO
I beseech you.
5.2.31 HAMLET
Being thus be-netted round with villanies, –
Ere I could make a prologue to my brains,
They had begun the play – I sat me down,
Devised a new commission, wrote it fair:
I once did hold it, as our statists do,
A baseness to write fair and labour'd much
How to forget that learning, but, sir, now
It did me yeoman's service: wilt thou know
The effect of what I wrote?
5.2.40 HORATIO
Ay, good my lord.
5.2.41 HAMLET
An earnest conjuration from the king,
As England was his faithful tributary,
As love between them like the palm might flourish,
As peace should still her wheaten garland wear
And stand a comma 'tween their amities,
And many such-like as's of great charge,
That, on the view and knowing of these contents,
Without debatement further, more or less,
He should the bearers put to sudden death,
Not shriving-time allow'd.
5.2.51 HORATIO
How was this seal'd?
5.2.52 HAMLET
Why, even in that was heaven ordinant.
I had my father's signet in my purse,
Which was the model of that Danish seal;
Folded the writ up in form of the other,
Subscribed it, gave't the impression, placed it safely,
The changeling never known. Now, the next day
Was our sea-fight; and what to this was sequent
Thou know'st already.
5.2.60 HORATIO
So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't.
5.2.61 HAMLET
Why, man, they did make love to this employment;
They are not near my conscience; their defeat
Does by their own insinuation grow:
'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes
Between the pass and fell incensed points
Of mighty opposites.
5.2.67 HORATIO
Why, what a king is this!
5.2.68 HAMLET
Does it not, think'st thee, stand me now upon –
He that hath kill'd my king and whored my mother,
Popp'd in between the election and my hopes,
Thrown out his angle for my proper life,
And with such cozenage – is't not perfect conscience,
To quit him with this arm? and is't not to be damn'd,
To let this canker of our nature come
In further evil?
5.2.76 HORATIO
It must be shortly known to him from England
What is the issue of the business there.
5.2.78 HAMLET
It will be short: the interim is mine;
And a man's life's no more than to say 'One.'
But I am very sorry, good Horatio,
That to Laertes I forgot myself;
For, by the image of my cause, I see
The portraiture of his: I'll court his favours.
But, sure, the bravery of his grief did put me
Into a towering passion.
5.2.86 HORATIO
Peace! who comes here?
Enter OSRIC
5.2.87 OSRIC
Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.
5.2.88 HAMLET
I humbly thank you, sir. Dost know this water-fly?
5.2.89 HORATIO
No, my good lord.
5.2.90 HAMLET
Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a vice to
know him. He hath much land, and fertile: let a
beast be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at
the king's mess: 'tis a chough; but, as I say,
spacious in the possession of dirt.
5.2.95 OSRIC
Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I
should impart a thing to you from his majesty.
5.2.97 HAMLET
I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of
spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use; 'tis for the head.
5.2.99 OSRIC
I thank your lordship, it is very hot.
5.2.100 HAMLET
No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is
northerly.
5.2.102 OSRIC
It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.
5.2.103 HAMLET
But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my
complexion.
5.2.105 OSRIC
Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry, – as
'twere, – I cannot tell how. But, my lord, his
majesty bade me signify to you that he has laid a
great wager on your head: sir, this is the matter, –
5.2.109 HAMLET
I beseech you, remember –
HAMLET moves him to put on his hat
5.2.110 OSRIC
Nay, good my lord; for mine ease, in good faith.
Sir, here is newly come to court Laertes; believe
me, an absolute gentleman, full of most excellent
differences, of very soft society and great showing:
indeed, to speak feelingly of him, he is the card or
calendar of gentry, for you shall find in him the
continent of what part a gentleman would see.
5.2.117 HAMLET
Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you;
though, I know, to divide him inventorially would
dizzy the arithmetic of memory, and yet but yaw
neither, in respect of his quick sail. But, in the
verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of
great article; and his infusion of such dearth and
rareness, as, to make true diction of him, his
semblable is his mirror; and who else would trace
him, his umbrage, nothing more.
5.2.126 OSRIC
Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him.
5.2.127 HAMLET
The concernancy, sir? why do we wrap the gentleman
in our more rawer breath?
5.2.129 OSRIC
Sir?
5.2.130 HORATIO
Is't not possible to understand in another tongue?
You will do't, sir, really.
5.2.132 HAMLET
What imports the nomination of this gentleman?
5.2.133 OSRIC
Of Laertes?
5.2.134 HORATIO
His purse is empty already; all's golden words are spent.
5.2.135 HAMLET
Of him, sir.
5.2.136 OSRIC
I know you are not ignorant –
5.2.137 HAMLET
I would you did, sir; yet, in faith, if you did,
it would not much approve me. Well, sir?
5.2.139 OSRIC
You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is –
5.2.140 HAMLET
I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with
him in excellence; but, to know a man well, were to
know himself.
5.2.143 OSRIC
I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation
laid on him by them, in his meed he's unfellowed.
5.2.145 HAMLET
What's his weapon?
5.2.146 OSRIC
Rapier and dagger.
5.2.147 HAMLET
That's two of his weapons: but, well.
5.2.148 OSRIC
The king, sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary
horses: against the which he has imponed, as I take
it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their
assigns, as girdle, hangers, and so: three of the
carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, very
responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages,
and of very liberal conceit.
5.2.155 HAMLET
What call you the carriages?
5.2.156 HORATIO
I knew you must be edified by the margent ere you had done.
5.2.157 OSRIC
The carriages, sir, are the hangers.
5.2.158 HAMLET
The phrase would be more germane to the matter, if we could carry cannon by our sides: I would it might be hangers till then. But, on: six Barbary horses against six French swords, their assigns, and three liberal-conceited carriages; that's the French bet against the Danish. Why is this 'imponed,' as you call it?
5.2.164 OSRIC
The king, sir, hath laid, that in a dozen passes
between yourself and him, he shall not exceed you
three hits: he hath laid on twelve for nine; and it
would come to immediate trial, if your lordship
would vouchsafe the answer.
5.2.169 HAMLET
How if I answer 'no'?
5.2.170 OSRIC
I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person in trial.
5.2.171 HAMLET
Sir, I will walk here in the hall: if it please his
majesty, 'tis the breathing time of day with me; let
the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the
king hold his purpose, I will win for him an I can;
if not, I will gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits.
5.2.176 OSRIC
Shall I re-deliver you e'en so?
5.2.177 HAMLET
To this effect, sir; after what flourish your nature will.
5.2.178 OSRIC
I commend my duty to your lordship.
5.2.179 HAMLET
Yours, yours.
Exit OSRIC
He does well to commend it himself; there are no
tongues else for's turn.
5.2.182 HORATIO
This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head.
5.2.183 HAMLET
He did comply with his dug, before he sucked it.
Thus has he – and many more of the same bevy that I
know the dressy age dotes on – only got the tune of
the time and outward habit of encounter; a kind of
yesty collection, which carries them through and
through the most fond and winnowed opinions; and do
but blow them to their trial, the bubbles are out.
Enter a Lord
5.2.190 Lord
My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young
Osric, who brings back to him that you attend him in
the hall: he sends to know if your pleasure hold to
play with Laertes, or that you will take longer time.
5.2.194 HAMLET
I am constant to my purpose; they follow the king's
pleasure: if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now
or whensoever, provided I be so able as now.
5.2.197 Lord
The king and queen and all are coming down.
5.2.198 HAMLET
In happy time.
5.2.199 Lord
The queen desires you to use some gentle
entertainment to Laertes before you fall to play.
5.2.201 HAMLET
She well instructs me.
Exit Lord
5.2.202 HORATIO
You will lose this wager, my lord.
5.2.203 HAMLET
I do not think so: since he went into France, I
have been in continual practise: I shall win at the
odds. But thou wouldst not think how ill all's here
about my heart: but it is no matter.
5.2.207 HORATIO
Nay, good my lord, –
5.2.208 HAMLET
It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of
gain-giving, as would perhaps trouble a woman.
5.2.210 HORATIO
If your mind dislike any thing, obey it: I will
forestall their repair hither, and say you are not
fit.
5.2.213 HAMLET
Not a whit, we defy augury: there's a special
providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now,
'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be
now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the
readiness is all: since no man has aught of what he
leaves, what is't to leave betimes?
Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, LAERTES, Lords, OSRIC, and Attendants with foils, &c.
5.2.219 KING CLAUDIUS
Come, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me.
KING CLAUDIUS puts LAERTES' hand into HAMLET's
5.2.220 HAMLET
Give me your pardon, sir: I've done you wrong;
But pardon't, as you are a gentleman.
This presence knows,
And you must needs have heard, how I am punish'd
With sore distraction. What I have done,
That might your nature, honour and exception
Roughly awake, I here proclaim was madness.
Was't Hamlet wrong'd Laertes? Never Hamlet:
If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away,
And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes,
Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it.
Who does it, then? His madness: if't be so,
Hamlet is of the faction that is wrong'd;
His madness is poor Hamlet's enemy.
Sir, in this audience,
Let my disclaiming from a purposed evil
Free me so far in your most generous thoughts,
That I have shot mine arrow o'er the house,
And hurt my brother.
5.2.239 LAERTES
I am satisfied in nature,
Whose motive, in this case, should stir me most
To my revenge: but in my terms of honour
I stand aloof; and will no reconcilement,
Till by some elder masters, of known honour,
I have a voice and precedent of peace,
To keep my name ungored. But till that time,
I do receive your offer'd love like love,
And will not wrong it.
5.2.248 HAMLET
I embrace it freely;
And will this brother's wager frankly play.
Give us the foils. Come on.
5.2.251 LAERTES
Come, one for me.
5.2.252 HAMLET
I'll be your foil, Laertes: in mine ignorance
Your skill shall, like a star i' the darkest night,
Stick fiery off indeed.
5.2.255 LAERTES
You mock me, sir.
5.2.256 HAMLET
No, by this hand.
5.2.257 KING CLAUDIUS
Give them the foils, young Osric. Cousin Hamlet,
You know the wager?
5.2.259 HAMLET
Very well, my lord
Your grace hath laid the odds o' the weaker side.
5.2.261 KING CLAUDIUS
I do not fear it; I have seen you both:
But since he is better'd, we have therefore odds.
5.2.263 LAERTES
This is too heavy, let me see another.
5.2.264 HAMLET
This likes me well. These foils have all a length?
They prepare to play
5.2.265 OSRIC
Ay, my good lord.
5.2.266 KING CLAUDIUS
Set me the stoops of wine upon that table.
If Hamlet give the first or second hit,
Or quit in answer of the third exchange,
Let all the battlements their ordnance fire:
The king shall drink to Hamlet's better breath;
And in the cup an union shall he throw,
Richer than that which four successive kings
In Denmark's crown have worn. Give me the cups;
And let the kettle to the trumpet speak,
The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
The cannons to the heavens, the heavens to earth,
'Now the king drinks to Hamlet.' Come, begin:
And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.
5.2.279 HAMLET
Come on, sir.
5.2.280 LAERTES
Come, my lord.
They play
5.2.281 HAMLET
One.
5.2.282 LAERTES
No.
5.2.283 HAMLET
Judgment.
5.2.284 OSRIC
A hit, a very palpable hit.
5.2.285 LAERTES
Well; again.
5.2.286 KING CLAUDIUS
Stay; give me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine;
Here's to thy health.
Trumpets sound, and cannon shot off within
Give him the cup.
5.2.289 HAMLET
I'll play this bout first; set it by awhile. Come.
They play
Another hit; what say you?
5.2.291 LAERTES
A touch, a touch, I do confess.
5.2.292 KING CLAUDIUS
Our son shall win.
5.2.293 QUEEN GERTRUDE
He's fat, and scant of breath.
Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows;
The queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.
5.2.296 HAMLET
Good madam!
5.2.297 KING CLAUDIUS
Gertrude, do not drink.
5.2.298 QUEEN GERTRUDE
I will, my lord; I pray you, pardon me.
5.2.299 KING CLAUDIUS
[Aside] It is the poison'd cup: it is too late.
5.2.300 HAMLET
I dare not drink yet, madam; by and by.
5.2.301 QUEEN GERTRUDE
Come, let me wipe thy face.
5.2.302 LAERTES
My lord, I'll hit him now.
5.2.303 KING CLAUDIUS
I do not think't.
5.2.304 LAERTES
[Aside] And yet 'tis almost 'gainst my conscience.
5.2.305 HAMLET
Come, for the third, Laertes: you but dally;
I pray you, pass with your best violence;
I am afeard you make a wanton of me.
5.2.308 LAERTES
Say you so? come on.
They play
5.2.309 OSRIC
Nothing, neither way.
5.2.310 LAERTES
Have at you now!
LAERTES wounds HAMLET; then in scuffling, they change rapiers, and HAMLET wounds LAERTES
5.2.311 KING CLAUDIUS
Part them; they are incensed.
5.2.312 HAMLET
Nay, come, again.
QUEEN GERTRUDE falls
5.2.313 OSRIC
Look to the queen there, ho!
5.2.314 HORATIO
They bleed on both sides. How is it, my lord?
5.2.315 OSRIC
How is't, Laertes?
5.2.316 LAERTES
Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, Osric;
I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery.
5.2.318 HAMLET
How does the queen?
5.2.319 KING CLAUDIUS
She swounds to see them bleed.
5.2.320 QUEEN GERTRUDE
No, no, the drink, the drink, – O my dear Hamlet, –
The drink, the drink! I am poison'd.
Dies
5.2.322 HAMLET
O villany! Ho! let the door be lock'd:
Treachery! Seek it out.
5.2.324 LAERTES
It is here, Hamlet: Hamlet, thou art slain;
No medicine in the world can do thee good;
In thee there is not half an hour of life;
The treacherous instrument is in thy hand,
Unbated and envenom'd: the foul practise
Hath turn'd itself on me lo, here I lie,
Never to rise again: thy mother's poison'd:
I can no more: the king, the king's to blame.
5.2.332 HAMLET
The point! – envenom'd too!
Then, venom, to thy work.
Stabs KING CLAUDIUS
5.2.334 All
Treason! treason!
5.2.335 KING CLAUDIUS
O, yet defend me, friends; I am but hurt.
5.2.336 HAMLET
Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
Drink off this potion. Is thy union here?
Follow my mother.
KING CLAUDIUS dies
5.2.339 LAERTES
He is justly served;
It is a poison temper'd by himself.
Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet:
Mine and my father's death come not upon thee,
Nor thine on me.
Dies
5.2.344 HAMLET
Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee.
I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu!
You that look pale and tremble at this chance,
That are but mutes or audience to this act,
Had I but time – as this fell sergeant, death,
Is strict in his arrest – O, I could tell you –
But let it be. Horatio, I am dead;
Thou livest; report me and my cause aright
To the unsatisfied.
5.2.353 HORATIO
Never believe it:
I am more an antique Roman than a Dane:
Here's yet some liquor left.
5.2.356 HAMLET
As thou'rt a man,
Give me the cup: let go; by heaven, I'll have't.
O good Horatio, what a wounded name,
Things standing thus unknown, shall live behind me!
If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart
Absent thee from felicity awhile,
And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain,
To tell my story.
March afar off, and shot within
What warlike noise is this?
5.2.365 OSRIC
Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland,
To the ambassadors of England gives
This warlike volley.
5.2.368 HAMLET
O, I die, Horatio;
The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit:
I cannot live to hear the news from England;
But I do prophesy the election lights
On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
Which have solicited. The rest is silence.
Dies
5.2.375 HORATIO
Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince:
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
Why does the drum come hither?
March within
Enter FORTINBRAS, the English Ambassadors, and others
5.2.378 PRINCE FORTINBRAS
Where is this sight?
5.2.379 HORATIO
What is it ye would see?
If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search.
5.2.381 PRINCE FORTINBRAS
This quarry cries on havoc. O proud death,
What feast is toward in thine eternal cell,
That thou so many princes at a shot
So bloodily hast struck?
5.2.385 First Ambassador
The sight is dismal;
And our affairs from England come too late:
The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd,
That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead:
Where should we have our thanks?
5.2.391 HORATIO
Not from his mouth,
Had it the ability of life to thank you:
He never gave commandment for their death.
But since, so jump upon this bloody question,
You from the Polack wars, and you from England,
Are here arrived give order that these bodies
High on a stage be placed to the view;
And let me speak to the yet unknowing world
How these things came about: so shall you hear
Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts,
Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters,
Of deaths put on by cunning and forced cause,
And, in this upshot, purposes mistook
Fall'n on the inventors' heads: all this can I
Truly deliver.
5.2.406 PRINCE FORTINBRAS
Let us haste to hear it,
And call the noblest to the audience.
For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune:
I have some rights of memory in this kingdom,
Which now to claim my vantage doth invite me.
5.2.411 HORATIO
Of that I shall have also cause to speak,
And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more;
But let this same be presently perform'd,
Even while men's minds are wild; lest more mischance
On plots and errors, happen.
5.2.416 PRINCE FORTINBRAS
Let four captains
Bear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage;
For he was likely, had he been put on,
To have proved most royally: and, for his passage,
The soldiers' music and the rites of war
Speak loudly for him.
Take up the bodies: such a sight as this
Becomes the field, but here shows much amiss.
Go, bid the soldiers shoot.
A dead march. Exeunt, bearing off the dead bodies; after which a peal of ordnance is shot off
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